When a human dies, their final instinct is to clench their lower orifices. This is why Necrophiliacs claim that corpses are better than the real thing.
Human 1: Dude you see that girl when she was almost stabbed.
Human 2: Yeah, you could see the clench instinct kick in.
Human 1: Yeah dude, it was hot.
Stephen Hawking: My best discovery for science was and will always be, the clench instinct.
Human 2: Yeah, you could see the clench instinct kick in.
Human 1: Yeah dude, it was hot.
Stephen Hawking: My best discovery for science was and will always be, the clench instinct.
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Something that really makes the anus clench. For example, something happens which is totally unexpected and shocking.
Coen: I was doing an obby in Roblox but fell near the end and had to restart from the beginning.
Brody: Damn son, that's one real anal clencher right there.
Brody: Damn son, that's one real anal clencher right there.
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a) Looks back on a bit of British colonial history they thought wasn't that bad
b) Hears someone promoting colonialism
And in response, their entire body clenches up
a) Looks back on a bit of British colonial history they thought wasn't that bad
b) Hears someone promoting colonialism
And in response, their entire body clenches up
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