elastic clause

When you tuck your morning wood in the elastic of your boxers

I used the eleastic clause method to hide my morning wood from my sister

Dave better use the elastic clause before mom sees his wood

by BigolebigD November 26, 2018

Rubber Clause

1st law of memes, stating that one cannot reverse a reverse.

Person one: u gay
Person 2: no u
Person 1: *uno reverse card*
Person 2: That is illigal, as stated on the Rubber Clause

by Skulltra August 20, 2019

Cyclops Clause

An informal clause in a matter of contractual obligation, which states that the undersigned person(s) agree not to use the ship of sale as a means of tax fraud by scuttling the ship itself, premeditatively and deliberately. The namesake of this clause is the 540 foot Proteus Class collier, USS Cyclops (AC-4), which mysteriously disappeared on 4 March 1918 while navigating the Bermuda Triangle. The circumstances of its disappearance remain a mystery to this day, as no wreck of any kind has been discovered. It is highly theorized among historians that it was sunk in order to collect its insurance as revenue. This highly scandalous practice is frowned upon by maritime institutions across the globe and hold with it serious legal ramifications if the any discrepancies in the conspiracy itself are found.

I can’t sell my boat. I think I’m gonna sink it on purpose to collect the insurance.

No! You can’t do that! Didn’t you read the Cyclops Clause?

by liminal sleepwalker May 06, 2024

Khaos Clause

Whenever you try and almost succeed, but get promoted to a different position.

Hey, I heard that John made special forces but didn't pass but he got promoted anyways. Yeah looks he caught the case of the Khaos Clause

by Riven of some voices November 20, 2021

The Coyote Clause

The Coyote Clause is a "plea" or statement made during a conversation indicating you feel like a Coyote caught in a trap and, if necessary, you would be willing to bite your own leg off to get away from the person who is talking to you. The Coyote Clause should never be explained to the other person, but one can imply it something to be taken seriously. Often used to end conversations in which the other person will not stop talking about themselves.

I was talking on the phone to someone I met on a dating app; they wouldn't stop talking about death metal, so I invoked The Coyote Clause."

by Deangirl34 August 02, 2025

Wu-Tang Clause

When you're asked to do something that is either way too difficult or is a BAD idea.

This is the way to back out of it, because it ain't nothing to f with.

Mikey wanted Jason and himself to try skydiving the next day without proper training. Jason knew better so he said "Dude... Wu-Tang Clause "... Mikey thought about it and said.. "Yeah, definitely a bad idea".

by DJ Dammit Man February 12, 2022

IMANI Clause

A clause by which the standard of borrowing includes a requirement of monetary reinbursement; a permission to alter or change the content of exchange in an agreement of borrowing, allowing a fee to be charged as an obligation. Misuse of this clause can result in the diminishing of rights to obtain reimbursment and is considered "lame" or inappropriate.

Since I let you borrow my word, you have to pay me $10 everytime you use it, it says so in the IMANI Clause

by D Major October 13, 2010