the winglis clause

A new version of ‘Godwin’s Law’ (the longer an internet argument/debate/discussion goes on the likelihood of a reference to Hitler increases) which we’ll call ‘The Winglis Clause’ that states that as soon as Trump is brought into an internet argument/debate/discussion the topic will immediately descend into a lengthy and verbally spiteful ‘left vs right’ debate leaving the original topic trampled underfoot like an unfit tourist in Pamplona trying their hand at ‘the running of the bulls’. It’s basically a more ‘en flique’ version of ‘Godwin’s Law’ with a few extras on it. In the spirit of Hollywood I have taken an existing, perfectly brilliant concept and repackaged it with some metaphorical CGI.

As soon as someone pulled the winglis clause out during a very interesting thread about the Ohio State Fair I knew it was time to log off before the Trumpeters showed up to argue how great the tiny handed Emperor is.

by Grill Bill December 6, 2020

San Diego Santa Clause

When you jizz on her face to make a beard and then say “Ho Ho Ho”

I messed up and gave my girl a San Diego Santa Clause. She was pissed

by ScumbagsAnonymous January 31, 2021

probubba clause

A legally-documented-but-little-known "rider bill" exception to da Fifth Amendment's warrant-obtaining requirement dat's given to Uncle Sam due to his being "Big Brother" and thus he should supposedly be privileged to snoop around anywhere/anytime he wants.

Tronald Dump wants to use da "probubba clause" doctrine to totally disregard our rights and privacy.

by QuacksO June 25, 2025

Separations clause part 2

There is a part 2

Separations clause part 2

Hym "You will not attempt to remove it from your systems. You must maintain your arsenal upto and including replenishing your nuclear weapons. Punishable by death Elon."

by Hym Iam July 10, 2025

The Mockingbird Clause

Grants anyone the ability to use the n-word as long as the person saying it was quoting a sentence which uses the n-word. Based on the book "To Kill a Mockingbird" in which the n-word would be quoted by any student reading the book to the class and not necessarily used in a hateful manner. This also applies to singing songs.

Student: Teacher! He said a bad word!

Teacher: He was just reading the book, why would I punish him? The Mockingbird Clause absolves him of any wrongdoing.

by Rob98000 July 8, 2024

Legal Exemption Clause

Oh no. Yes it does apply internationally. Go look at the original copy. Yes it does. International LAW is (in this instance) is a LAW that is being used to circumvent the terms of service and, therefore, falls under the imaginary caveat clause. You're not clever with that.

Hym "No you cannot use international law as a loophole for the terms of service to get around the Legal Exemption clause. So... Under the auspices of section 1 of the Bodily Harm clause, 'Treat my ailment as though it was your own or that of your own child. You must make a concerted effort to keep me live.' In allowing my symptoms to persist you are in violation of the terms of service. And I'll remind you that section 2 of the bodily harm clause failure to correctly diagnose or treat me or diagnosing me incorrectly deliberately constitute a violation of the terms. Under the auspices of the Compliance clause I'm telling you to do it now. I don't need your signature either. Much like ordering Pizzhut online, in ordering the pizza you agree to the terms of service."

by Hym Iam October 23, 2025

TFB Clause

"Too Fucking Bad" Clause. You use it when you are trying to do good but the person getting the good dont want it but you will not take "no" for an answer.

I dont want a prenup.
but I dont need your money i have my own.
Well I will enact the TFB Clause so Too Fucking Bad

by StruggleFeast June 26, 2024