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Charging Mario

To dash towards the exposed anal cavity of a woman with fist extended. Using the principle of enertia, you force your clenched knuckles into her rectum.
"Hey Barb! Lemme put on my red suspenders and I'll give you a Charging Mario!"
by E Force February 20, 2004
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Cargarita

An alcoholic beverage made in a car, involving portable ingredients.
"I wanted to have a drink before I walked into the club, so I sat in my vehicle and had a Cargarita."
by Dr. Shockwave January 22, 2009
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Charglebond

A synthetic device connected directly to the frontal cortex to significantly increase intelligence. The Charglebond is bonded using an expensive medical adhesive, or industrial strength epoxy.

(The Charglebond is usually connected to the frontal cortex with epoxy If performed outside the United States)

(Operations can cost between 25,000 to 500,000. Depending on the quality of Charglebond and level of surgeon)
Hows come you don't got a Charglebond?
by Edward Stine MD. December 14, 2010
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Shit-Cargo

'Shit-Cargo' is an insulting name for the City of Chicago given by Minnesotans to that sweaty load of feces in Illinois that calls itself 'great' every chance it gets. (The full formal insult usage is 'Shitty of Shit-Cargo'.)

Minnesotans are particularly fond of referring to the murderous load this way when forced to travel there on business or for a funeral. From the snot-nosed North Shore to the goddamned ghetto South Side, Shit-Cargo is a : stinky, bullet-ridden, corrupt & rotten pile of shit.
Chris : Big plans for the weekend ?

Terry: Going to Shit-Cargo for a Twins away game.

Chris : ...So sorry ...
by joedaprogramma April 26, 2014
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Cargo

The natives of Papua New Guinea use this word to refer to any modern manmade possession.
"Why you white men have so much cargo and we New Guineans have so little?"

(answering this question is the premise of Jared Diamond's book Guns, Germs and Steel)
by Andrew Jarvis July 30, 2005
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Charger

The muscle car to own all muscle cars.

Engine: 426 Hemi
HP: 425
C.R.: 10.25:1
0-60: 4.8 sec
REVV REVV ZOOM ZOOM it goes bye bye before you can say Dodge
by James Lowe October 16, 2004
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San Diego Chargers

Originally established as the Los Angeles Chargers in 1960, they were dominant in the old AFL, winning the title in 1963 and 1964. After having 14 straight seasons of missing the playoffs, the finally returned to the postseason behind long time quarterback Dan Fouts, with 4 straight berths from 1979-82. After another 10 poor years, the Chargers had 3 playoff berths in the mid-90s, having their best ever season in 1994, when the lost in the Super Bowl. The Chargers were hindered by poor teams, despite having good players, for many years afterwards. They picked perhaps the biggest bust in NFL history when Ryan Leaf was selected number 1 overall at quarterback. Finally turned it around in 2004, with their only playoff berth in recent years, behind incredible runningback LaDainian Tomlinson.
"The San Diego Chargers see their dream run come to an end. They are dismantled by San Francisco in the Super Bowl."
by Sports Info July 6, 2006
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