Clausemopolitan

Favorite cocktail of the Founding Fathers as they drafted the various clauses of the United States Constitution. Made with crushed elderberry and vodka. See also: The Washingtini."I'll drink to the new republic," said Benjamin Franklin as he slaked his thirst with a Clausemopolitan.

"I'll drink to that," said John Hancock as he knocked back a Clausemopolitan.

by Ae5Ea8 February 2, 2015

Claustrophobia

Claustrophobia - n. The fear of Santa.

hehe~♥ ♪♫He sees you when you're sleeping... He knows when you're awake...♪♫

*sleigh bells* omg! SANTA! RUN 4 UR LIVES! U DONT NEED TO TAKE THE CHILDREN; just GOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is what happens when you have Claustrophobia.

by Corrine. January 9, 2010

Hanni-Claus

The holiday celebrated between a Jewish person and a Christian person. It falls between Hannukah and Christmas on a weekend. Eight gifts are exchanged, but all at one time.

Ruthie and Mary decided to exchange their gifts on Hanni-Claus day, which happened to fall on the Saturday after Hannukah this year.

by lap1126 October 16, 2010

Fanta Claus is Comin'

Fanta Claus is Comin' is a parody of 'Fanta Claus is Coming to Twon' the prequel to 'Rudoplh the Reindeer' spoof 'Rudolph the 5 legged reindeer' by Most Offensive Videos on the net. Banned on several sites. The online stop motion movie tells the twisted story of young Fanta who leave Saphire, his mammy, to bring Kwanzaa snow from Shizzerville. Unfortunately he turns into a series of misfit sickos and spurts jizz onto each one, including a schoolteacher, Knee High, (who teaches trainables), Brair Sharecropper, who teaches him the meaning of Kwanzaa, and several others. Narrated by Special Delivery Spooger, the most twisted postman ever. Banned from YouTube after release in 2008. Sickest animation ever.

Peter: Fanta Claus is Comin' was so sick that Ned practically threw up watching it. Everyone was jerking off out fake cum and it looked like hand soap, and there was a violent castration, and a black Sasquatch fucked a chick to death, literally.

Nate: Awesome. I will have to watch it.

by kickyfattyss June 19, 2011

Claus von Douchenburg

A word-play off Claus Schenk Graf von Stauffenberg.

Whatever Claus von Douchenburg

by snyper84 August 26, 2009

Claus file

A made-up file in a law firm in the name of Mr S. Claus, used as an excuse by lawyers for slacking off or engaging in non-work related activities.

"You can bill that time spent drinking to the Claus file."

by Mrs Claus August 22, 2011

Santana Claus

The god worshiped by Carlos Santana

Santana worshiped Santana Claus and then ripped into a killer guitar solo.

by I am weed December 26, 2003