Clayggot

An alternative to saying faggot, with the same definition except without the intent of calling someone a homosexual.

Person A; Dude, that guy just stole my last piece of gum.
Person B; What a clayggot!

by Mystic Mexican August 25, 2011

clag

The muck and crud which accumulates in a communal shower.

Those showers at the Saint Imier camp site were knee deep in clag.

by Saint Imier 2012 December 14, 2013

Claugh

When one or more individuals begin to laugh so hard they begin to cry!

I claugh when u say that joke!

That's a great claugh!

by Words tone known February 20, 2017

Claig

Claig!! Not quite man , not quite female. This rare specimen pops up to ruin the lives of others, by approving all the sinful pleasures young men in their 20's like to do.

In actual fact , Claig is the devil and no drug or occasion can have this man submit to defeat. He is though a fucking pussy amongst men.stick think and does more coke lines than any man on earth.

Shut the fuck up, Claig!!

Or
Cmon claig !! Time to get your act together.
Or
Hey Claig, where are the Dwelms my boi!!?

by Boeta Dippenaar July 14, 2017

Cleggnut

When your shit sticks ur arse together

‘ hahaha, isaac has cleggnut’

by MyHouseSmellsOfHulaHoops October 3, 2019

Tiny Clanger

During sex, participant A sticks a slide whistle up the anus of participant B. Participant B must then expel gas through their anus, hopefully making the slide whistle make a sound. If performed correctly this will sound like the character 'Tiny Clanger' from the iconic British children's TV show Clangers.

"How are you enjoying your new slide whistle?"
"It is great! Last night I was doing my wife and I gave her a Tiny Clanger."

by papa poop 2 July 29, 2009

Clagnut

A Piece of shit that didnt manage to get wiped by the tissue. This shit has managed to entangle within the pubic hair and stay around the arse hole region.

You need to clean your arse hole... you have clagnuts

by hitchy December 4, 2009