Someone who sucks at every other engineering, so they spend their life looking at parking lots and talking about cement. They are often mistaken for traffic cones. However they do like complaining about how hard their life is as an engineer. However, their course load is nothing like a true engineer. They are the bros of engineering.
Guy1: see him over there, hes a civil engineer. He does nothing all day but dreams of concrete.
Girl1: yeah he just mansplained what addition is to me. But then he did it wrong.
Girl1: yeah he just mansplained what addition is to me. But then he did it wrong.
by urban_dick_69 March 28, 2024
The oldest engineering discipline (even though some like to claim it's mechanical because it encompasses military engineering) Lots of job opportunities, but business majors will criticize you for not picking a more lucrative discipline whereas other engineering disciplines will claim you chose the easiest engineering major 💀
Person 1: "Did you know that UPenn doesn't have a Civil Engineering program?"
Person 2: Really? That's crazy..
Person 2: Really? That's crazy..
by Thatgirlinthepurplejacket March 03, 2024
The definition of Civil War Rizz is when a white man in a George Washington hat grabs his 4th cousin once removed at uses the Civil War or Colonial Rizz then precedes to go home and two of his prized captives give him a Deep Dark Sleep
by Monke68 February 16, 2023
Something that hasn't happened yet, and hopefully never will, but some people are very confident that it will. In fact, some people seemingly WANT to kick it off, confident that they would win and basically get to do whatever they want.
Don't be some people. War bad.
Don't be some people. War bad.
The thought of a 2nd American Civil War around the corner is often used by Americans who don't like the current president. It became much more "popular" in the 2010s.
by Ubeenbamboozledson July 09, 2024
Floptok is currently in a civil war. This ware is between oldgen floptokers and newgen floptokers. Newgens are making new versions of the popular Floptok icon Jiafei, and the oldgens say we don't need more Floptok icons and that we should stick to the ones we already have. This has caused conflict between oldgens and newgens. President of Floptropica Deborah Ali Williams and the rest of the Floptropican government are working hard to fight against the newgens and stop them from creating more stupid and unfunny versions of Jiafei.
"have you heard about the floptropican civil war?" "yeah, it sounds awful. Hopefully our troops fight off all the newgens so Floptok can be at peace."
by fart sniffer 9000 October 12, 2023
A civil march is when you claim to do something in a righteous way, which is just a rouse to riot and loot.
by Testiclesplopmenacinglyontable August 17, 2017
by Zach,Jake,Mike August 03, 2003