christaan

Usually a brown dude, that's not that attractive, but is always looking out for you. He'll do anything for his friends, but sometimes he has to relax on the drink. Christaan is usually afraid of his parents, but will do anything to amuse his boys. He'll also protect them no matter what. He's good with younger kids, and stays back when his mans are finding shordies. He always says there's someone for me, I just gotta find them

Christaan such a cool mans until he start drinking

by lngapplejuice October 19, 2020

christable

a table who bullies her dog soju by not giving soju his dog ice cream. a very weird person who talks about pee and poo. However she is very much loved by her woody

did you hear about the christable?

yes, apparently she should give soju to woody

by chorsty September 18, 2021

Christa

everyone wants to plow you, yet you "cock block" them with a steel bible.
really, a bitch that hides behind Jesus and a smile, not to mention kickass thighs.
mmmmm

you fucking, christa, douche-bag!!! get out of my house if you're not gonna put out!

by seanpikachu February 23, 2008

Christallica

(noun)An example of Christian Death Metal; take on "Metallica".

Man, I love Christallica almost as much as Jesus fucking Christ!

by Kate January 14, 2004

Christakis

Extremely sarcastic and can act like an asshole but all round good guy

Why you so sarcastic
I just pulled a Christakis

by PhoeniXX_Rizen August 27, 2019

christahannukwanza

The universal way to mention Christmas, Hannukah, or Kwanza.

So, Bob, what are you doing for Christahannukwanza?

by jasdjensen February 27, 2008

chryssa

When your parents were in rush, so they misspelled your name on the certificate!

Oh, shit Kevin, you wrote Chryssa!!! I told you Chrissa!

by loltsky February 26, 2018