Choad

A: A wide or very stout dick.

B: Red Vine Licorice.

1: Hey girl, you know that guy I went home with? He had a choad!

2: Dude this choad tastes so good!

by Chyasorus June 16, 2010

choad

a very small and fat dick / dick that looks like a piece of ham

normal ones:
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choads:
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Connor definitley has a choad .

by copyrightfucker December 28, 2005

choad

A penis wider than it is long. Not to be confused with chode, which is the area between your balls and your anus.

Good god, take a look at that guy's choad! It looks like it just ate Rosie O'donnell!

by Nooooobsauce March 14, 2011

Choad

Condition in which ones penis is wider than it is tall.

Guy: Lets git it on!
Girl: what the fuck!!! You have a choad!!! oh shit thats wrong im leaving.
Guy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by 1337 |-|4x0|2 May 2, 2006

choad lint

this is the little pieces of lint and debris that hang in the pubic hair right below your choad. choad lint often results because of wearing wool or cotton boxers or briefs,

GOD DAM! I am so fucking sick of picking this fucken choad lint out of my ass!

by m0n3y maker October 13, 2006

Chepa Sucio

Spanish for Stinky Pussy, often the result of a woman wearing leather pants. Always the result of poor personal hygiene.
Common amungst office staff with very bad personal hygiene

Mike- Today I was in the office and something smelled horrible, like ass only very dirty ass.
Jerry- Oh thats just the Chepa Sucio, she really stinks today, I love it!

by Doogie Robertson February 10, 2008

choadburger

An insult that is used when one has no other witty insults left. It can also be enhanced by adding other ingrediants.

"Im a fag? Well...you're a choadburger!"
"Well you're a choadburger with extra dickcheese and a side of faggot fries!"

by Rob T January 14, 2004