Choking the Rat

Aggressively jerking off.

Dude, I was Choking the Rat so hard last night.

by JustaStoner January 14, 2020

Choking On Bread

Having more money than you know what to do with.

Just got my paycheck, I'm really choking on bread

by selkirksss February 29, 2020

Choking the rooster

A clean version of saying you masturbate. Another terms for choking the chicken

Jaylen:Whats up bro

Amir:Nothing much choking the rooster

Jaylen:Eww that’s gross

by Jayyythecoach May 3, 2020

Choking game of wonders

A game played by psycho punks, by inducing pain to others.

such a jerk genius, if it’s all for his choking game of wonders.

by RkforCunt February 13, 2021

Choking Kink

Someone who gets turned on by getting choked during/before/after sex

Woah David, better watch out when strangling CJ cause they have a choking kink!

by SakuraSets March 29, 2021

Choking on Cheerios

When you’re blowing a British guy (or perhaps multiple British men) and choke on their dick and/or cum, at which point the Man responsible for the choking can say “Cheerio” if they so choose

“Hey what happened to that girl last night? She was coughing like crazy.”
“Oh dude she was totally Choking on Cheerios in the bathroom.”

by Screw-It-I'm-Out June 18, 2021

Choking the One Eyed Trouser Snake

A synonym for fapping

I just sa charlie Choking the One Eyed Trouser Snake

by Shouta-Kun March 18, 2022