choad mongler

1) Two men that are gay with one another and enjoy one anothers choad.

2) A man that enjoys playing with a choad.

1) My boyfriend and I are choad monglers together.

2) Don't be mean to me because im a choad mongler and like to play with his little choad.

by austin nigger lips February 24, 2008

choach broadie

That crusty stain found in a girls panties after making her very excited and aroused.

Man! You are a pimp! I bet you made her leave a choach broadie after that one!

by Choach Poacher October 20, 2018

Mexican chafing dish

When a stinky Mexican knowingly gives their partner an epic case of the crabs. This usually takes place at a small family gathering of some sort, (this is a common event for using a chafing dish.)

Juan threw a fiesta last weekend, which resulted in giving a Mexican chafing dish to four cousins, two grandparents, and the gardener.

by juciepinktacos August 22, 2011

chaff

Highly reflective debris launched from the back of aircraft to confuse radar guided missiles. Chaff is usually launched together with pairs of flares, which throw off infra-red guided missiles.

The F-15 pilot performed evasive turns and started dumping chaff & flares as soon as he heard the missile warning beep.

by Tronno November 9, 2004

Choadgina

1. A choad is a dick wider than its length and a choadgina is a vagina wider than its length. In other words a vagina going left to right insted of up and down.

2. A threat to a person you don't know if its a girl or a boy.

1. "choadginas are just wrong!"

2. "FU*CK you, you tom-boy bullshit choadgina!"

by DA_SHIT!! April 7, 2009

a chaffin riff

A guitar riff that sounds disturbingly simple and has little underlying meaning.

"Dang son, did you hear that Chaffin riff?"

"Yeah, it was just the E string over and over. Really original, just like the double gats!"

by AWW SKEET SKEET June 11, 2006

choad

1) The stretch of fleshy highway between a man's goatbag(Scrotum) and your butthole(anus). 2) Slanderous name for a diagreeable dickball(person). 3) NOT a sqaure penis.

1)"He is such a greasy Choad-faced douche tool!"(Slanderous) 2)"Aw, Sarge they shot me right in the choad!" 3)"I was then abrubtly kicked in my choad with his steel toad boot."

by Ben Jonson December 28, 2005