choad toads

Choad toads isn't even a word, you idiot.

The fact that Sony Roolz ACTUALLY posted this stupid choad toad definition is proof that too much fanaticism can bamage the brain.

by rolling my eyes October 18, 2003

choad negligent

Not paying attention to the choad area while giving a bj.

Hey, why don't you grab my choad while your giving me a bjer. You're totally being choad negligent

by Supercooldudeman March 31, 2009

Choad Stamp

When a male subject dips his penis in paint or ink. Then hits another subject in the forehead, with his penis. Leaving behind a stamp of his choad on to the subjects forehead.

Guy wakes up after too much drinking:

"What the fuck dude? who left a choad stamp on my forehead?"

by Eulogytimleary October 27, 2011

Choad scoper

A person constantly checking out a mans package, also referred to as a meat gazer.

That guy in the locker room was a total choad scoper!

by TK114252 September 29, 2013

choad a la mode

A fatter than it is long weiner with a scoop of your favorite ice cream!!!

Your mom only likes choads if there choad a la mode.

Mint Chocolate Chip is my favorite flavor of choad a la mode.

by Channing Tatunm Penis October 5, 2013

choad blast

An idiot, douche bag or other tool-like person.

That guy is such a choad blast.

by Cpt.Jam January 2, 2014

choad huffer

A guy or gal who REALLY likes to perform fellatio so they can swallow the semen.

Smooch was always cruising the gay bars looking for choad huffers.

by THE CareBear September 8, 2019