Cheeto-finger

verb.

the act of placing fingers on objects, after handling Cheetos; leaving an orange or red (flamin' hot) residue.

"There was a girl in the library Cheeto-fingering the keyboard."

"Dude, please don't Cheeto-finger my Xbox controller!"

by t4z July 28, 2011

Cheeto

a chick that tries to corner a dude into a relationship by offering whatever she can in hopes a dude will bite. But ends up looking like a psyho fool.

Man - that cheeto is stale. throw it away. Aint nobody got time for that

by DaNeenz February 5, 2014

Cheeto Dust

Whats all over you and what the lorax snorts

Nigga you got cheeto dust on ya sack

by Fagottyanne January 18, 2019

cheetos bag

1. Comes in bite-sized or king-sized forms
2. Made out of a type of aluminum foil - inedible to most humans
2a. If digested, stomach will likely need to be pumped
3. Good material for a stupid bet that scumbags will attempt to devise

"Boy that cheetos bag is delicious"
"... you ate the BAG?"
"yea for $100"
"uh oh..."

by His loyal jester September 30, 2006

Cheboygan

The area in which if god were to give the world an enema the tube would be place.

Also known as Chevegas

Got to go to the doctor to get a Cheboygan

by Daemien June 3, 2011

neato cheeto

Something that is neat like cheetos

by Anonymous January 17, 2003

Hot Cheetos

Those hot chips that turn everything red (even your poop) that you can eat with everything and it's hella good.

Recipe:

Take a plain bagel and toast it lightly
Take plain cream cheese and put a lot of it on the bagel
Put a lot of hot cheetos on one side, put a single layer on the other.

Smash the sides together and what do you have?
A CHAGEL. =

Denaynay: I want some hot cheetos and cream cheese
Jonqueesha: Man, just slap em on a bagel!

by MONiKAA November 12, 2009