Chef Blowardee

Trying to impress people by cutting and pasting cooking recipes in their boring blog.

Chef Blowardee says take a pan of water, bring it to a boil, and add egg. Wait 10 minutes, and voila! A hard boiled egg!

by Joe Blowardee April 3, 2007

emeril chef

the emeril chef is where you are doing a girl from behind. when you are about to cum pull out and spit on her back. mean while finish up in your hand. when she turns around throw the load in her face saying "bam!!". in remeberance of the true eneril chef.

man i heard you gave lisa the old emeril chef last night.

by big dady June 12, 2007

Chef Boyardee

A self-styled cook--usually a guy--who uses run of the mill, cheap household kitchen ingredients and canned food to whip up a storm after you come home drunk from a party.

Are you coming back to Zack's for the afterparty? Man, you should try his cajun hot dog stir fry--he's a natural Chef Boyardee!

by Red C November 27, 2015

Pampered Chef

A male recieving Head while cooking food at the stove.

While I was cooking some hamburger helper, yo momma gave me a pampered chef.

by Mike Bombeezy June 26, 2006

the chef's special

when you cum in someone's mouth and there's a little bit of blood in it as well

Girl: "IS THAT BLOOD IN YOUR CUM WTF, ARE YOU DYING, AM I GONNA GET YOUR DISEASE NOW EWWW"
Guy: "Thought I'd serve you the chef's special tonight ;)"
Girl: "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY CAR YOU FREAK!"

by chef's special April 21, 2021

Chef John

Getting Your Ass chewed; The act of yelling at someone for their mistakes.

Your dad is going to Chef John your ass for drinking all of his beer last night.

by Nateraide March 22, 2013

Chef Brian

A character from Ctrl-Alt-Del who is totally random. I mean, seriously, he has problems.

Chef Brian "ahh correspondence. the kittens of my bone marrow are pleased. Inside we hope for snails or the shattered dreams of dinner rolls."

by THIS IS SPAR-TA' February 9, 2010