Checkers

A racial slur to the Czech people.

Wow, aren't you a checker. Go back to Checkersland, Checker.

by vapenoodles June 10, 2019

[Two-Checker]

Too-cheker N: An individual with complete disregaurd for one's health, who enjoys living in financial stability and is willing to do what it takes to obtain this status.

Of course the Russianbear can afford his new mansion and 1967 Shelby Cobra 427, for he is a two-checker and lives in financial stability.

by The Russianbear2120 October 17, 2008

Tonsil Checker

WHEN YOU GRAB THE BACK OF A WOMANS HEAD AND YOU SHOVE YOUR DICK SO FAR DOWN HER THROAT YOU CAN NOTICE IF SHE HAS HAD HER TONSILS REMOVED OR NOT.

Last night I met a woman at the bar who ended up coming home with me and as she started to give me a blowjob I got a little over excited and gave her a tonsil checker. She still has them fyi...

by PNDub Dude January 20, 2017

L-R checker

one who always checks to make sure the "L" and "R" earphones go in the correct ear

I always make sure to put the "R" earphone in my right ear and the "L" in my left. I'm a total L-R checker.

by iCoinedThat1199 December 17, 2009

Checked Pant Republican

Noun. A member of the U.S. Republican Party who eschews conservative social issues in favour of those political policies meant to perpetuate the priviledged position of himself and his wealthy fellow travelers. Sometimes also referred to as a "Country Club Conservative", "Republicrats" or "Rockefeller Republican", the latter term derived from former U.S. Vice President and Governor of New York, Nelson Rockefeller. Checked Pant Republicans consistently pander to the plutocracy of the United States through the promotion of issues such as reduced progressivity of taxation, reduced restrictions on commerce through the elimination or reduction of regulation, the promotion of free trade through the unilaterial elimination of "protective" measures such as tarrifs, quotas, etc. (in short the promotion of a "School of Manchester/Chicago" approach to economics). In turn, they tend to ignore/downplay the social issues important to Cultural/Movement (aka "Real") Conservatives, such as the fight against abortion, the promotion of traditional, Western based, Judeo Christian cultural norms, unapologetic patriotism, the defence of the traditional nuclear family, the fight against the rise of cultural degeneracy, opposition to bilingual education, opposition to public acceptance/promotion of open homosexuality, school vouchers and prayers in school.

Republican Voter #1: "Hey, I'm, thinking of voting for Mitt Romney rather than New Gingrich. I just feel that Mitt better captures my feelings on Wall Street Fatcats getting richer through bailouts, Chinese imports gutting our manufacturing base through our unilateral elimination of tarrifs and quotas and our slide into a degenerate society that is being undermined by liberal values on basically everything."

Republican Voter #2: "Better think twice, son. Both Mitt and Newt are nothing but Checked Pant Republicans, conveniently masquerading in the primaries as Real Conservatives in order to win your vote.

by el cornudo February 21, 2012

checker

Derogatory term for some one who is both black and white. Mullato.

That checker kid's mom is white.

by Jack Batemaster January 8, 2006

last time I checked

The most annoying phrase a person can use to assert their know-it-all "knowledge."

Republican: It is immoral, and we shouldn't be funding it!

Democrat: It should only be a choice made by that person, not an authority! And by the way, we don't fund it...private donors fund it! What do you have to say about that?

Republican: Well, last time I checked, it is against the Bible and against the law!

Democrat: Oh, really? When WAS the last time you checked?

Republican: Awhile back when I was reading the...

Democrat: Awhile back, huh? Well you know what? What you read before 1973 doesn't matter anymore, because it is in fact NOT against the law, and the Bible holds no authority because of separation of church and state!

Republican: (speechless)

by JusLar April 27, 2011