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Chanelle

Chanelle is a smart, cool, funny girl who is friends with just about anyone. She has quite a few enemies but many close friends who she protects. When it come to boys Chanelle looks for the best that person she knows she can trust and be comfortable with.
boy: you coming to the party tommorow?
boy 2: yeah but dont forget to invite Chanelle else the party wont be live
by imdepresseddd November 2, 2018
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Fox Propaganda Channel

A derisive slang term for Fox News Channel, which has a conservative tilt to it. Used by people who don't like the programming on the network, particulary those of the liberal mindset.
Did you see Bill O'Reilly's rant on Fox Propaganda Channel last night?
by Chrispychicken November 6, 2006
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The Hitler Channel

A disparaging name for The History Channel. It comes from that channel's propensity for showing WWII or Hitler related documentaries.
"I saw this show about Lincoln on the History Channel"
"You mean the Hitler Channel?"
by jjjk November 19, 2006
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Disney Channel

The worst television channel in the world. Here is how to Disney writers make a new television show:
1. instead of using your creativity use the simple plot line: Teenager(yes teenager) looks normal but has a secret : She is actually a (insert profession, mythical creature, or other thing).

2. Put some humorless, cheesy jokes into the script. Don't worry about them being funny, just add the background laughing
3. Cast the most prettiest, skinniest girl you can find. Acting talent not required because all they need to do is act funny. Singing talent can be needed, but more than likely you should just edit their voice
4. Shoot the show, but don't worry about reshooting. Plus: just make cardboard sets rather than actually spend money going to a place
5. ADVERTISE ADVERTISE ADVERTISE! One major thing to do is make the audience think that the main characteris like everybody else, but she isn't
6. Then make as much products as you can. Pencils, dolls(a must), bed-sheets, anything you can get your hands on. If your show gets a lot of viewers then you can make movies(should do a musical because Musicals are easy to write and easy to market)
7. Repeat cycle for next show
*On the next episode of Lucy and the Country rednecks on Disney channel*
Disney actress: Oh my jizzle, Todd has a pig. No wonder he was all hoggish

Studio audience: Hahahahhahahahahahhawhahahhahahahahh
Teen viewer: Why the hell was funny?
by Annemermaid1995 August 23, 2009
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chanel

Chanel is the high fashion couture of Gabriel (also known as Coco) Chanel. Famous for the chanel 5 perfume and her creation of the "little black dress", she is known as a fashion revolutionary and feminist. The current face of chanel is Nicole Kidman and head of the chanel house is Karl Lagerfeld.
"that girl has a really cute Chanel purse"

"did you see Mischa Bartons new Chanel purse in last nights episode of the OC?"
by Satine August 25, 2005
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History Channel

A group of people who only focus on stupid shit relating to 2012, world ending, etc.

Don't forget that all of their programs longer than an hour just constantly repeat themselves
by z3ekeezzz October 19, 2008
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History Channel

TV channel owned by two of the largest media conglomerates (Disney and Hearst). used to have some mildly interesting programs from time to time, but is now mostly a source of blatant religious and government propaganda, or truly stupid subjects like the Nostradamus pseudoprophecies.
History Channel found it necessary to remind me how evil Saddam Hussein was about 400 times during the Iraq invasion, now I'm back to learning Bible stories again.
by ihatestupidtv January 10, 2007
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