When someone puts their foot on the bar on the bottom of your chair. Commonly accepted, though not appreciated. Everyone likes to do it, but not receive it.
Guy 1: "Get your foot off!"
Guy 2: "No, it's super comfy!"
Guy 1: "CHAIR RAPE!!!1"
Guy 2: "Chillax, at least we don't have any real problems..."
Guy 2: "No, it's super comfy!"
Guy 1: "CHAIR RAPE!!!1"
Guy 2: "Chillax, at least we don't have any real problems..."
by FailPanda January 22, 2010
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Student 2: Don't be so harsh. He got a 14 on that last math quiz!
Student 1: Yeah, but the teacher said she'd give us 14 free points for turning it in!
Student 2: Well, at least he turned it in.
Student 1: Actually, I found it on the floor and handed it in for him.
Student 2: Chair cookie.
Student 2: Don't be so harsh. He got a 14 on that last math quiz!
Student 1: Yeah, but the teacher said she'd give us 14 free points for turning it in!
Student 2: Well, at least he turned it in.
Student 1: Actually, I found it on the floor and handed it in for him.
Student 2: Chair cookie.
by News Crew November 27, 2009
Get the Chair Cookie mug.When one lets an unsuspecting fart go that rattles the entire floor causing a sound that could be confused with the moving of a chair across a linoleum floor.
Typically causes other inhabitants of the room to question, did you just move your chair?
Typically causes other inhabitants of the room to question, did you just move your chair?
by TheChairMover September 27, 2011
Get the Chair Mover mug.A defensive move used to protect oneself from full body on body contact of a real hug, due to the unappealing nature of the other hugger. This typically consists of an obstruction placed in the path of the hugger participants, such as a chair.
Thankfully their last meeting was in a conference room and lee flawlessly executed a chair hug when Heidi attempted the obligatory goodbye hug.
by Lee337w November 8, 2013
Get the Chair hug mug.After long periods of sitting and readjustment a mans nuts will catch on the boxer seam and be squeezed like a grape.
You know when you sit down for a long period of time and readjust a couple different times before standing up completely. Well a chair lobster is that pinching feeling when your ballsack somehow gets weirdly stuck between a layer of boxers. When you stand up, the ballsack gets slightly pinched by a fold in the fabric.
From Reddit user /u/moparornocar
From Reddit user /u/moparornocar
by BurningRambo December 18, 2013
Get the chair lobster mug.by BA Kyle May 6, 2016
Get the chair locked mug.harmony and derry created this word and we are amazing and special i dont like Monica tho shes a slut lol
anyway were amazing ya b**ch
anyway were amazing ya b**ch
by HAMMY AND DEZZAAAAAAAAAAAA May 30, 2017
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