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chainsaw carpentry

Construction method that is often amateur in nature and generally performed with minimal measuring and little attention to aesthetics. Ideal for situations where speed and functionality are more important than appearance.
I'm no cabinet maker, but I'm pretty decent when it comes to chainsaw carpentry.
by Saikotik Gunman August 12, 2008
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chainsaw stalk

Noun: In Gears of War multiplayer, an action that involves equipping your Lancer and following an unsuspecting foe's every move for at least fifteen seconds and finally cutting the poor bastard in half once he stops.
ChefDog: (to teammates) Don't kill the drone, he's mine
Ymecca: You're right behind him, whip out the shotty and blow him to bits
Bigguy2: (to ymecca) Shh. He's chainsaw stalkin him. (ChefDog cuts drone in half as he picks up the boomshot
by bobb0913 June 28, 2009
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Chainsaw Demons

A horror-metal band, that is so brutal and bad ass they are considered to be of demonic origins
I would kill for tickets to Chainsaw Demons, I'm dying to see them
by the shithouse poet August 6, 2009
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Chainsawgun

"Whoa nice kill with the chainsaw on the the chainsawgun."
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Chainsaw

person1: dude that guy said you were a brick flat on all sides
Person2:get me my chainsaw
by unicorn_juice October 1, 2012
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chainsawing the log

Anal sex with a cockring and no lube.
He was "chainsawing the log" so hard I think my anus is bleeding.
by tarafyd November 30, 2013
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Chainsaw Charlie

A middle-aged, virginal saddoe who lives on his own and can't get a woman - so he spends his life bodging DIY projects with his chainsaw (or any other over-the-top tool which is inappropriate) to pass the time and give him a sense of power over his life.
Stan was a bloody nuisance as a neighbour. Every Sunday morning this sad twat was in the garden drilling, sawing, cutting , hammering or trimming with some fuckin tool. I want to kill this chainsaw charlie.
by tiny winters July 13, 2016
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