by Cavalohan October 21, 2013
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When your ass is too cheap to pay bar prices, so you make frequent visits to that bottle in your car.
When your ass is too cheap to pay bar prices, so you make frequent visits to that bottle in your car.
Hey, you wanna go out tonight?
Yeah, but I'm broke & them damn drinks have my pockets on E...
That's alright, we can go halves on a bottle & cartend from the trunk!
Sweet!
Yeah, but I'm broke & them damn drinks have my pockets on E...
That's alright, we can go halves on a bottle & cartend from the trunk!
Sweet!
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ie, shane from the L word. bitches. is flat. is an "a" cup and easy to screw. she is the carpenters daughter.
by giant lesbian. December 31, 2009
Get the carpenters daughter mug.An adult male or female with several years of experience in the building trades who more often than not enjoys the company of someone of his/her own sex not only to confide in but to also kiss and fondle while on a jobsite. A union carpenter will also have various credentials and certifications including but not limited too force jamming pickles into their own or their lovers/ partners urethra or anal port.
Hey, did you see how well greg took that pickle inside himself while maintaining eye contact with your dad... He must be a union carpenter.
by greg the pickle hammer April 30, 2014
Get the Union carpenter mug.Angry carpenter is when you have sex in the house you are building and pull it out and drag it on the floor through the drywall dust and sawdust and put it back in.
by Steve & Adam January 23, 2009
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"I know, she's really become quite the gartender"
"I know, she's really become quite the gartender"
by Lashawn December 8, 2006
Get the gartender mug.someone with deadly style,sexy and with plenty of gold on body. must LOVE leapord print and cats but not eatting meat.also needs a great longing for ridiculously blonde hair...loves people whos names end with "inder."tend to have a great talent for skanking. other name "carrinda" (getto version)
Mr.T from the A team is a man version of carrinder but "a carrinder" has more hair on head and less on body.also not half as cool as mr.T
by mynameisntcarrinder November 25, 2006
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