Carlos

Person with a fat cock

Carlos is great in bed.

by Shoota Carlos June 11, 2018

Carlos

A person with a great personality, until you actually get to know him they end up being a pretty big shit head who laughs at really fucked jokes and doesn't have the ability to sympathize for others.

damn that guy's such an asshole. His is probably Carlos

by TheManOfTruth March 8, 2019

Carlo

A dumbass kid who doesn't know how to spell Carlos

Hey Carlo, learn how to spell

by Socialist Sandwich March 28, 2020

Carlos

A Puerto Rican man with a wicked sense of humor who is very full of himself, charming, but a little dense. He enjoys working out, particularly at CrossFit pumping gasoline and giggling like a girl. He also enjoys tea. Many women fall over him and he is kind to all of them, like Sultan and his harem.

Wow, that guy is a total Carlos! Did you see the way the women stare at him while he's lifting weights and drinking tea!

by Aloramon June 6, 2011

Carlo

A stupid black man with a fat ass babe and Carlo is a person who likes shoving dicks in his mouth and love sucking on women’s pussys and fucks himself to death and would be a great pornstar and lives raping young kids and also he’s a very fat Italian teenager

Carlo likes to shove dicks and pussy in his mouth

by Funman412 December 12, 2017

CARLOS

A Carlos is someone from Oregon that goes to Puerto Rico because he wants to be part of a college track team. It's half Mexican but looks kind of Chinese. A Carlos is a gentleman, someone sincere, trusting, unselfish, mature, optimistic, serious, realistic, playful, hard-working, generous, friendly, open minded, caring, loyal guy. He is ambitious and motivates others. Carlos may not be the guy from the Magic Mike movie, but damn he's sexy. He has nice abs, muscles, sexy butt and legs. His skin is so soft you'll not want to stop touching it, hugging and cuddle with him. And his lips, oh boy! His lips are better than cushions. People say human isn't perfect, but Carlos is closer to perfection than anyone else could possibly be. Carlos is more than HOTNESS!! Carlos is AMAZING!! Carlos is not a chaser, is a keeper!!

I would spend my whole life with him if he were Carlos.

by AmO July 17, 2012

Carlos

Carlos the most amazing person I've ever met. He can charm his way out of any situation. Great actor beautiful body and mind. Gorgeous voice. Makes you feel like you're the only person in his world...

Carlos, the best boyfriend I've ever had.

by Pandorasblood February 28, 2016