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I bet you cant mount a tv 

A person who can't handle cocaine.
Jimmy went to a party last night, he couldn't mount a TV so he just drank!

DEF: I bet you cant mount a tv

He could not handle or was able to do cocaine
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Last I checked you cant drink ice

When you walk by someone and they only hear the tiniest part of the convo with little to no background info
"Yeah and his water was in the freezer"
"Last I checked you cant drink ice"

if he cant break bread he fake 

sharing is caring.
person 1: has a bag of chips
person 2: "if he cant break bread he fake."
person 1 now has to share his stuff towards person 2.
ex. 2

person has girlfriend
person 2: "if he cant break bread he fake''
it is now THEIR girlfriend

If you cant handle the groove don't juice the moose 

"If you cant handle the groove dont juice the moose" is a way of saying "if you cant get on board go away" or "if you dont understand, tough".
"You're such an odorti."
"How is odorti even remotely close to idiot? HOW?"
"If you cant handle the groove don't juice the moose."

Oh thats right you cant even produce come to because you have a push 

Oh thats right you cant even produce come to because you have a push
Oh thats right you cant even produce come to because you have a push

I am unable to cant'nt 

a weird definition of a overcomplicated way to say i wont do it
Man1: HEY STOP MOVING THE LAWN AT 7 AM
Man2: I am unable to cant'nt