Calvin Ferg

Big dick around 12 inches, really buff works out a lot and super sweet to anybody who’s nice to him

Oh that’s a Calvin Ferg he was nice in the bedroom

by Calvin Ferg March 18, 2021

Naughty Calvin

The act of using a plushy, stuffed animal, or any similar object as tool for male masturbation. This is a reference to the famous comic strip Calvin & Hobbs which features a boy with a stuffed tiger and an overactive imagination.

I caught my little brother pulling a Naughty Calvin with his bunny doll. I've never felt more disturbed.

by Co-Dee-Vee September 15, 2010

dirty calvin

When you and a female parter are having anal sex, she has to take a poop, so you pull out let her take the poop then you put it back up her buttox then u give her anal then you take the poop and put it in your buttox

" Oh damn! Me and that Bitch had a crazy night we had a dirty calvin"

by Zach Harrington January 11, 2009

Calvin Cycle

Contrary to popular belief, the Calvin Cycle does not refer to the process of photosynthesis in plants. It refers to the online Internetainer Leafyishere. Similar to the Keemstar Cycle, the cycle follows as such:

1. Bullying

2. YouTube Drama
3. Shitty Behavior Backfires
4. Plays Victim

The Calvin Cycle is almost certain to coincide with the Keemstar Cycle.

"Did you see how Leafy pulled a typical Calvin cycle last week."

"One week the Keemstar Cycle, followed suite by the Calvin Cycle. When will this madness end."

by jranthony98 October 18, 2016

calvin locke

A bloody badass with an astounding body and no care for his own safety. 90% muscle and the rest of him is balls and dick. He once tripped and cracked the sidewalk he fell on. Chuck Norris looks for him in the closet at night. Trump wakes in the night screaming his name. His baldness is legendary.

Who is your God, mines Calvin Locke. *Eagle noises*

by Marty Gra January 18, 2017

Calvin Klein

When you're not quite Gucci, but you're getting there.

Boss: we gucci?
Me: we're calvin klein

by KarGuy November 12, 2020

calvin syndrome

Male equivalent of a woman's "pre-menstrual syndrome"; marked by excessive mood swings, increased sensitivity, and random fits of anger.

1. That man has been crying for an hour; he must be suffering from calvin syndrome.

by paperclip09 April 11, 2008