calep

The definition of a perfect human being.

Wow might as well be Calep right?

by GODofSLUGZ April 30, 2020

Calum

A lovely guy and an amazing gentleman. Has time for anybody they know and is the kindest person you will ever meet. They are extremely good looking and any woman they find are lucky to have them. Calum's usually have massive penis's and love to satisfy there woman.

I met Calum last night he's such a gentleman and amazing in bed

by DepressoExpresso123456789 December 1, 2020

Calumed

A thin layer of pre-cum layering your underwear.

Jesus was disappointed when Calum Calumed in his pants.

by precoom February 23, 2021

Calyptic

Calyptic - a person who's greedy, acts like a furry and will try to take down/steal any of your stuff.

Guy 1: That's my stolen OwOst, you can't use it in your own game!

Guy 2: You're calyptic. Go fuck yourself.

by Hollowpost February 24, 2021

Calp

A 16personalities term for misspelling "clap," but now people use the term "calp" intentionally on 16personalities.

When I heard that, I calped.

by A Really Awesome Ninja July 10, 2021

russian catupult

when someone takes their dick bends it up against their stomach and releases it and slaps a girl in the face

EX: Matt gave me an amazing russian catupult

by ReaperxOfxSins July 25, 2014

Dirty Calum

The one mate who cheats on his misses with a girl he’s just met

Fuck you’ve pulled a dirty calum now

by Frodoslaggins April 19, 2020