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drunk calling

1.When someone drunk or high calls you when trying to call someone else.
2. When someone drunk or high that's straight and of the same sex as you calls you and asks for sex.
3. When someone drunk or high prank calls you without blocking out their number.
4. When someone drunk or high calls you more than twice telling you the same thing because they don't remember doing it the first time.
Vanessa: Man, Celia kept calling me last night asking for my junk.
Johnny: Tell that bitch to quit drunk calling you.
Bill: Hey. I wanna talka Sue and tell 'er 'bout what I did 'day.
Miranda: Bill, this is the twelfth time you've called asking for Sue. It's Miranda. Quit drunk calling me.
by zoe, dipshit. February 14, 2010
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Pot calling the kettle black

An idiom or phrase used towards people calling out/criticizing other's behaviors or actions when those same people are equally guilty of doing/behaving.
Person 1: <yelling and screaming about stupid meaningless non-issues>
Person 2: Could you not? Seriously. Nobody wants to hear you yelling and screaming about stupid shit and stressing everybody else out around you.
Person 1: Stop being a snowflake!
Person 2: Pot calling the kettle black much? Typically, people who call others snowflakes tend to be the bigger snowflakes themselves at any given time and day.
by Xinny March 30, 2022
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age calling

(v.) The already outdated internet practise of attempting to belittle someone by asserting that they are younger than you. Typically, the age stated is 1-3 years younger than the age of the caller him/herself (more often than not, it is just oen year younger than the caller). This is a last ditch attempt by this person to sound mature. This tactic is often employed when the calling party knows they cannot assert themselves with some authority other than presenting false credentials of thier opponent, and the younger the person (common users are in thier early-mid teens, sometimes late teens) the more readily used the act. When thier ASSumptions are proved incorrect, however the response will automatically be 'I would never have guessed that'. The users of this tactic also favour political correctness, vague assumptions, pseudo-intellectualism, constant small insults throughout thier talk, a general feel of hatred towards thier adversary and getting upset very easily.
"Whats wrong with being gay?
Do I have to enlighten another fat, white, ignorant, racist, sexist, homophobic, American 12 year old?"

--Definition of gumba gumba by '50 cent'


"n.) Someone who thinks responding once to an unnecessary flame is quite enough, and will no longer waste his time on silly internet beefs with children who have nothing better to do than reread their own urban dictionary definition to see who's flamed them recently.Have fun with your flames, little girl/boy, since I will no longer be concerning myself with 'em. Toodles!"

--definition of neilmiser by 'neilmiser'


"A person who is easily flamed. Regretably, I feel, since I have just looked up some of his definitions and various other submissions, and it's clear he or she is, at most 13 years old."

--definition of kung-fu jesus by neilmiser.
by Gumba Gumba June 2, 2004
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calling corporate

Usually said by a “Karen” who wants to appear right and authoritative in a situation. It is usually stated by someone who doesn’t work for the company that is being threatened.
Customer: l don’t have to wear a mask; I have a doctor’s excuse.

Clerk: I’m sorry, but I can’t serve you if you don’t have on a mask. It’s company policy.

Customer: Well, I’m calling corporate!

Mike: Hey Ken. What are you doing?
Ken: I’m just weeding my garden.

Mike: You know that’s against our HOA rules.

Ken: No, it isn’t…I’m just pulling out the weeds.

Mike: Well, I’m calling corporate.

Did you hear that crazy neighbor say that she was calling corporate because I was turning on my porch light before it got dark?

Man, if you throw that cigarette butt in the street, someone may call corporate.
by RaineyL January 5, 2022
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panty calling card

Where a woman writes on one of her panties with a marker her phone number and a note saying that they would like to meet any man that finds them ect. and then place them where they think some man will find them.
John just found a panty calling card.
by Deep blue 2012 September 28, 2009
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Calling in the reserves

When just been dumped or let down by a gal/guy, to call up an old friend or ex who desperately fancies you, so you can get your hole.
Guy 1.Hey, I just heard the bad news. Sorry man.

Guy 2.Ah, it's ok...better call in the reserves though. what's Dawn's number again?
by Biafra J July 11, 2004
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Calling in Wolf

to call in sick when you aren't, in the hopes that you will never run out of sick days or excuses.
Larry: Katie is calling in sick again, she better not actually need to call in sick.

Ryan: Did I just hear someone say "Wolf"?

Larry: Yeah, Katie through the phone to her boss, in a sick voice. Shes "Calling in Wolf"
by Danswer November 29, 2009
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