Colder than a Viking dick

adj. When the ambient temperature is low enough to freeze a fjord.

Turn off the air conditioner, it's colder than a Viking dick in here!

by bllix January 16, 2011

Caldersexual

Caldersexual is the sexuality in which you have an undying love for Calder and cannot love anyone else without his permission. Everyone is either an open Caldersexual or a closeted one. It's in your genetics to love him.

The moment i woke up this morning, i realized i could never love anyone as much as i love Calder. Therefore, i am Caldersexual.

Calder is majestic, and we all must love him due to the fact. Hence the reason i am Caldersexual.

PROUD CALDERSEXUAL.

by Caldersexual_4_Life November 11, 2011

Calvern

When a person invites him/herself to another person's house, and never actually shows up.

Rodrick: "Hey, what are you up to tonight?"

Arnold: "Oh, I'm coming to your place at 4."

Rodrick: "Alright. But I kinda didn't invite you,"

Arnold: "Well see you at 4!"

Rodrick: "K."

Arnold: *doesn't show up*

Rodrick: "Man! Arnold is such a Calvern!"

by PsychoticTenor April 20, 2015

two-caller

A person who always calls back immediately after a telephone call with them has ended. Usually done to pronounce a final, dramatic closing statement to the previous conversation, although occasionally merely to add information which had been overlooked previously.

So after she hung up on me, the two-caller was right back on my ass screaming "I hate you!" into the phone!

Sorry to two-call, but I gave you the wrong address a minute ago.

by CheapYuppie January 1, 2008

calverino

a nickname strictly reserved for the badasses that must live with the mistake of being named calvin. calverino is a blessing, and if used, should completely replace the name calvin, so instead of half the people you know calling you calverino, you should enforce it as a rule, that you are no longer calvin, but calverino

My parents were dumb, and named me Calvin, so i went out and got me a new nickname, Calverino.

by Calverino(not calvin) March 11, 2008

Calvert Hall College

"we're just smarter than you cardinals..."

^ this is what were talking about when we say you are stuck up

by russ May 10, 2005

Shot caller

Word also used in popular video game League of Legends. Player may get Shot callers "status" in team if he makes good strategic decisions, based on actions opposite team does.

Possible chatlog:
(Renekton): Jungle and top are at the top-line and top's tele is down. Let's rush Dragon! (This line is shot caller's line and he just read the situation and made a suggestion for the rest of the team.)
(Caitlyn): On the way.
(Rek Sai): I'll take red first, then moving to Drag.

by Jadoka July 13, 2015