calcabash

(verb) - The act of bashing something into a calculator.

I dropped two marks on my assignment, i forgot to calcabash my fractions

by smithxsmith March 5, 2014

Calculus

N. A field of mathematics which was devised by Isaac Newton to be used as means for social darwinism on basis of intelligence due to its impossibility to understand for persons with IQ's lower than 160 .

Baby who has an IQ of 140 couldn't understand the First Fundamental Theorem of Calculus after studying it solely for 12 hours. Todd Ericson who has an IQ above 200 understood it before he was done reading the written definition.

by Santiago Cantu December 17, 2018

Catcall at boys day October 20

You can only catcall at boys on this day

A yo bro you looking mighty thicc today you can call out any boy without getting in trouble catcall at boys day October 20

by Blackguy123134 October 19, 2019

Calculus

A field of math that's only known for being hard because the standard method of teaching it is so unnecessarily unintuitive that no one can understand the actual meaning of whatever the fuck they're doing

Newton: I just invented Calculus, a field of math so diverse that it can be applied to almost any topic from economics to biology
Literally everyone else: That's wonderful! I'm sure you'll share it with everyone and make the world a better place
Newton: Nah, I'm gonna write the first calculus textbook to be intentionally confusing and unintuitive just so my accomplishment seems more impressive.
Literally everyone else: bruh.

by Some_furry September 11, 2020

cacalmao24

cacalmao24 is the sexiest bitch alive and is better than everyone!

me: cacalmao24 is hot
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by cacalmao24 April 12, 2021

Cacaliahsbesty

SHES MY MUTUAL AND SHES SO SWEET SHE CHECKS UP ON ME I LOVE HER SMMM

Him:have u seen cacaliahsbesty on tt?
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by tata____o April 29, 2021

Calculator

A tool used to cheat at especially hard math topics in order that you can get good grades and go to college without being Albert Einstein. A calculator is often said to merely 'assist' a person in doing their homework, but the truth is that people throughout the ages are using this weapon to cheat upon every subject. This crisis must end soon before our society starts dimming...oh wait...it's too late to stop that now...but oh well.

Bella: "Hey Gracee, where's the calc?"
Gracee: "Bella we aren't supposed to use calculators anymore, you know that."
Bella: "I have rebelled. Now give me the calc, I am through with this math problem!!"

by billybobjuanson_123 November 10, 2021