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Little Caesars Kid

Someone who really likes Little Caesars and says "pizza pizza" in a normal sentence. Usually a kid but if they work at Little Caesars they have the brain size of a kid.
"Hey Lena how is your job at Little Caesars? I hope your not a Little Caesars Kid."
"Pizza pizza"
"Fuck you."
by SolidarityPoint November 20, 2022
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Little Caesar’s Hand Job

When you take a girl on a date to Little Caesar’s, where you then split a $5 Hot and Ready Pizza in your car, and she proceeds to give you a hand job while her hands are still covered in pizza grease and cheese.
Jessica is such a slut, she gave me the cheesiest little Caesar’s hand job on the first date in my 1998 Subaru Outback, what a fucking skank
by Pooscentedfingers May 24, 2022
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caesar

stupid dumbass that needs to be stopped and rejected by society
caesars mom:hey caesar your adopted
caesar:iknow you told me already
by randomdumbassthenegetivethird February 2, 2022
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julius caesar lopez

julius caesar lopez is jez’s hot ass boyfriend.
“damn julius caesar lopez is HER boyfriend?”
by j’s tankk April 16, 2022
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Caesar

*Caesar is crushed by a rock*
Joseph: SHIZZAAAAAAA
by SilvVee March 24, 2021
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Dirty Caesar Salad

Inserting an assortment of vegetables and leafy greens into your partners rectum/vagina, letting them push it all out into a bowl, and then proceeding to finish onto it, completing the salad. Finally share it as a meal with your partner.
“Yo, John whatchu doing this weekend?” “Oh I think my girl and I will have a Dirty Caesar Salad!”
by Texasstingerlover October 1, 2025
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Caesar Behavior

behavior that falls into one of 3 categories and can be used synonymously:
1.) Gooner behavior or behavior that is generally suspect like saying your favorite Pokémon is lopunny

2.) Cornball behavior like excessive use of anime GIFs/emojis or claiming tequila is the only alcohol you can drink, despite not being able to name a single tequila brand.

3.)repeated talk of being alone/ wanting a girlfriend
“Bro just said he relates to Shinji from Evangelion… that’s peak Caesar Behavior.”
“If your favorite Pokémon is Lopunny and you use 😩 unironically, you’re a certified Caesar.”

“He posted a black screen on his story with the caption ‘I’m done chasing.’ Caesar Behavior at its peak.”
“She said ‘I’m different when I’m drunk off tequila’ and then passed out after two shots. Pure Caesar Behavior.”
“Dog, he just said ‘I’m a lover, not a fighter’—it’s terminal.”
by Threadues October 7, 2025
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