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Julius Caesar Salad

A female performing oral sex all the while cutting your inner thigh with a knife.
Ah, that beith the spot. Now toss me a Julius Caesar Salad, and taketh thou dagger and ream my inner thigh slave.
by Twitch K. January 11, 2014
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Juulius Caesar

A commonly used pun involving "Juul" and "Julius Caesar". Many dishonest people will try to tell you that they invented this pun, but alas, it is so easy to formulate that no one can get credit for coming up with it. However, this pun is clever for juul engravings, juul nicknames, and group chat names.
Dude 1: Yo Dude 2, do u have Juulius Caesar?

Dude 3 (Random Kid in Hallway): Yoooo, I came up with that , How do you know that??

Dude 1 and Dude 2 (in unison): Bitch, Please
by Osama bin Fuckin May 24, 2018
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Wet Caesar

When a girl sucks a guys dick and the guy pisses in her mouth
Wet Caesar it's the mother fuckin pleaser just swallow it's hollow everyone will follow.
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chesea jenkins

she's stuck up,and all dusty crokcer used her for is sex.
by Lindsey Miller June 19, 2003
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Caesar salad

when a group of people partake in the act of the smoke of the weedz.
"hot boxing"
smoked so much jazz cabbage i'm totes lettuced its like a Caesar salad bro.
by eqwra\fstgzhd May 10, 2017
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Dirty Caeser

The Dirty Caeser is a three part sexual act.

Ingredients:
- 1 shot cum
- 1 woman on her period
- Bottle of laxative

First, the woman has colon explosive shit where she doesn't wipe her ass.

Second, the man fucks the woman in the ass just untill he cums making sure he dips his dick deep enough to gets a nice rim of shit around the base of his shaft.

Lastly, the man pulls his dick out of the womans ass, cums on her pussy then fucks the woman while she is on her period.

Enjoy!
For her 21st birthday her friends bought her a Dirty Caeser and she was never the same.
by Clammer November 13, 2007
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casean

some random skinny white kid that thinks hes strong and has an ant sized dick
damn that boys sucha casean
by MoistJ December 2, 2016
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