Cade can be described in very few words. Cade is mean and dumb. Cade thinks to hard about life. Cade can’t do anything right.
by The kid who’s always right October 26, 2020

a very attractive young man who is a hit with the boys he has a massive cock and only ficks men with big doodles
by u isn't this working January 30, 2017

A type of humor consisting of Nazi memes, inconveniencing others for "Fun", and wanting constant control. People with Cade Humor are generally pity laughed at by others to not make them feel bad.
"Bro, I can't believe we've been kicked from the server twice."
"Yeah, the Admin's got total Cade Humor.
"Yeah, the Admin's got total Cade Humor.
by Mighty_Chungmeister April 19, 2022

by Lil Goat 102 March 6, 2020

by Mrpicklesandco May 20, 2020

Cade Long loves to constantly make jokes, hes blond and loves footy and cricket (Aussie). He doesn't like when you disagree with him and always hurts himself. He tries to fit in as much as he can, he didn't have many friends. He loves to play with his dog and is the always wanking. Cade always has a messed up hamstring and when he gets a girlfriend, he has no idea what to do. Hes retarded. He over reacts alllllll the time and can often be a scooter fag. HEs VERY COCKY
Cade Long: I ran 15 laps around the oval the other day
Brie: SUrreeeE
Cade Long: I did! I swear
Brie: OkkAyyY ThEn
Brie: SUrreeeE
Cade Long: I did! I swear
Brie: OkkAyyY ThEn
by Cooper Raynor May 27, 2019
