1. One who collects fame and currency in order to fuck your girl and get "mud" on their gucci t-shirts.
2. A person who achieves enjoyment from being the center of attention and smokes a lot of weed but on the low they don't actually enjoy it because their heart was eaten by a succubus.
2. A person who achieves enjoyment from being the center of attention and smokes a lot of weed but on the low they don't actually enjoy it because their heart was eaten by a succubus.
"Clout collector I'm pickin' up
frontin' like i give a fuck
her boyfriend callin' she don't pick it up
we fuckin' watchin this is us
heart eaten' by a succubus
reasons why I don't fuck with this
reasons why I'm high as shit" - Freshman Jeff (Clout Collector 2021)
frontin' like i give a fuck
her boyfriend callin' she don't pick it up
we fuckin' watchin this is us
heart eaten' by a succubus
reasons why I don't fuck with this
reasons why I'm high as shit" - Freshman Jeff (Clout Collector 2021)
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Chris cullen dropped the bar of soap with full intentions of inviting another man to insert himself into his rectal cavity. Afterwards when realizing what he had done by purposely dropping the bar Chris whines “Why is it always me getting screwed”
by dic fast July 26, 2009
Get the Cullen mug.Your whole entire fucking childhood thrown into a box for just 60 bucks. Oh yeah it also comes with access to the Halo 5 Beta and has an MLG playlist, what more could you ask for? If you own the MCC you will be the coolest kid on the block, guaranteed.
Jimmy: Hey Paul you faggot 1v1 me on Halo 2 right now
Paul: No you're just gonna BXR and camp with the sword the whole game
Jimmy: Then let's play Halo 3 you pussy
Paul: Yeah but I don't know where my mom put the Halo 3 disc
Jimmy: Paul you fucking BK random it's all on one disc with the Halo: The Master Chief Collection.
Paul: Holy fuck that's so cool Jimmy
Paul: No you're just gonna BXR and camp with the sword the whole game
Jimmy: Then let's play Halo 3 you pussy
Paul: Yeah but I don't know where my mom put the Halo 3 disc
Jimmy: Paul you fucking BK random it's all on one disc with the Halo: The Master Chief Collection.
Paul: Holy fuck that's so cool Jimmy
by A Cool Kid IRL October 16, 2014
Get the Halo: The Master Chief Collection mug.Edward Cullen is a Mary Sue written for the sole purpose of encouraging girls aged eleven to fifteen to give up hard earned pocket money to Summit Entertainment and Little Brown and Co. He drives the perfect car. He has the perfect hair. He has the perfect face. He has the perfect body. He is also blindingly white and ice cold, which somehow translates out to sexy.
Many adults claim his character makes a positive influence on girls, stating that he encourages reading, and promotes themes like abstinence because he won't have sex with his girlfriend, Bella. However, they neglect to mention that he sneaks into a girl’s room without permission to watch her sleep, breaks down her car so she can’t see her best friend, forces his family to move away without saying goodbye to Bella in order to control her grieving process, and generally acts as a model of a controlling, abusive boyfriend. His behavior is excused, because fans of Twilight, the series he more or less stars in, claim he was doing it all “for Bella’s protection” or “because he loves her.”
Edward is a vampire with barely any of the consequences, and several added perks. When he goes out in sunlight, all he does is sparkle. He isn’t affected by crosses, or holy water. He can have children with humans. He’s super strong and super fast, and he reads minds.
All in all, he's a fictional character who provides girls with the perfect, abusive bad boy.
Many adults claim his character makes a positive influence on girls, stating that he encourages reading, and promotes themes like abstinence because he won't have sex with his girlfriend, Bella. However, they neglect to mention that he sneaks into a girl’s room without permission to watch her sleep, breaks down her car so she can’t see her best friend, forces his family to move away without saying goodbye to Bella in order to control her grieving process, and generally acts as a model of a controlling, abusive boyfriend. His behavior is excused, because fans of Twilight, the series he more or less stars in, claim he was doing it all “for Bella’s protection” or “because he loves her.”
Edward is a vampire with barely any of the consequences, and several added perks. When he goes out in sunlight, all he does is sparkle. He isn’t affected by crosses, or holy water. He can have children with humans. He’s super strong and super fast, and he reads minds.
All in all, he's a fictional character who provides girls with the perfect, abusive bad boy.
Hey, what are all those eleven year old girls shrieking about?
They're discussing Edward Cullen. They'll outgrow guys like him in a few years . . . I hope.
They're discussing Edward Cullen. They'll outgrow guys like him in a few years . . . I hope.
by anti twihard April 10, 2009
Get the edward cullen mug.A central character in Breaking Dawn, Renesmee Cullen is the ultimate mary sue baby. She's gorgeous, everyone loves her and she stops the big fight. She's really quite the disgrace.
Full Name: Renesmee "Nessie" Carlie Cullen. ....Really? RENESMEE?
Full Name: Renesmee "Nessie" Carlie Cullen. ....Really? RENESMEE?
Renesmee Cullen: Let me touch your forehead.
The Volturi: Oh ok, we won't kill you now because you are so perfect.
The Volturi: Oh ok, we won't kill you now because you are so perfect.
by KooChan February 14, 2009
Get the Renesmee Cullen mug.Any discourse between two or more men involving the heartfelt discussions of feelings e.g. typically conversations traditionally thought to be the domain of women involving feelings about relationships etc.
First usage came in Autumn 2009, after a contentious self-help group began at Oxford University named Man collective Oxford founded by Alex Linsley, Merton college.
It was renowned with the infamous opening quotation 'Do you have balls? If so, how does it make you feel to be a man?'
First usage came in Autumn 2009, after a contentious self-help group began at Oxford University named Man collective Oxford founded by Alex Linsley, Merton college.
It was renowned with the infamous opening quotation 'Do you have balls? If so, how does it make you feel to be a man?'
Man 1: 'I've been having some strong feelings lately and have some personal issues that I need to discuss'
Man 2: 'Ok, l think it's time we have a man collective.'
Man 2: 'Ok, l think it's time we have a man collective.'
by junta_dorset January 9, 2010
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