Skip to main content

criminal chic

When a wealthy lonley person covered in tattoos and has gold teeth who intentionally catfish shallow men or women
I'm attracted to him he is criminal chic
by The Cornish Yorkies August 2, 2017
mugGet the criminal chicmug.

Criminal Yapper

A person that is identified as a criminal and tries to claim innocence, would likely try to talk about how they were not guilty.
"Bro i swear to god i didn't steal that guy's underwear"
"Stfu Criminal Yapper"
by ToastHampter December 20, 2023
mugGet the Criminal Yappermug.

crimin

Obese women who like drownded rats like me
That’s a crimin
by Matthew Lumsden May 10, 2018
mugGet the criminmug.

criminal yapper

A yapper who´s indentified as a criminal, likely is trying to talk about how he´s not guilty about the stuff he did
"Bro i swear to god i didn´t steal his vapes."
"Stfu criminal yapper"
by ToastHampter December 16, 2023
mugGet the criminal yappermug.

Criminally thicc

When someone is so thicc that it should be a crime
She’s criminally thicc... no way an ass like that is allowed
by JyCobb May 6, 2021
mugGet the Criminally thiccmug.

Total Criminalization

An idea created (after finding out that God never wanted us to be the same) by an unknown individual to bring all of us into one big happy club and follow the doctrine of Portion Controlled Servings, where if someone committed a crime (made easier by newly-invented laws created by legislators for the Governments of the World), they would find themselves within the same group as the President, industrialists, clerical big shots, and anyone who happened to subconsciously commit a crime.

Total Criminalization was based on the principle that if everyone became a crook, they would all be uniform to a certain extent in the overseeing eyes of The Law. Basically: if everyone commits a crime, then they're all equal.
"TOTAL CRIMINALIZATION was the greatest idea of its time and was vastly popular, except with those people who didn't want to be crooks or outlaws. So, of course, they had to be tricked into it, which is one of the reasons why music was eventually made illegal."
by Nakris-2 October 22, 2023
mugGet the Total Criminalizationmug.

Criminal negligence

Clothing that criminals wear to bed
Spongebob: mr krabs what's criminal negligence?

Mr krabs: (gasps) it's what criminals wear to bed, don't worry about that !
by Mimijojo March 24, 2021
mugGet the Criminal negligencemug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email