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Covid retired 

An individual who decided to not work anymore after being laid off for covid19.
He retired early because it was good to not have to work. He became covid retired.
Covid retired by Sidogg July 12, 2020
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Covid Throated 

This is when you get the covid test and the back of your throat gets plunged by a long ass swab.

Similar to Throated.
Guy 1: I had to get Covid Throated after some dip shit at work didn't wear his mask properly. I got it Walgreens and work paid for it.
Guy 2: Cool story bro, I got throated behind Walgreens.

Covid Whore 

A girl who does not care who she hangs around during quarantine, and meets with all her friends without a mask.
ME:{On phone} Hey Josh, should I invite Michelle over?

Josh: NOO! She's a total covid whore, she literally gives no shits about who and how she meets with people.
Covid Whore by BlueT36 July 28, 2020

COVID minute 

The self isolation period of 14 days or more that is recommended by the CDC when COVID-19 has been contacted.
I haven't seen that guy in a COVID minute.
COVID minute by JojoMel August 5, 2020

COVID shame 

The adolescent backlash sustained by an individual who manifests corona virus symptoms, secretly tests positive, but fails to self-isolate and continues to attend school, sporting events, parties and other social gatherings despite the serious collateral health risks posed to direct and secondary contacts.
WTF!? Mary, that idiot, actually KNEW she was positive and came to the party ANYWAY?! Hold on a minute while I say g'bye to my grandparents while they're still fuckin' breathin'...if anyone needs a lesson in COVID shame, it's that dumb bitch. Kripes, be part of the solution not part of the fuckin' problem.
COVID shame by YAWA September 8, 2020

Covid Crazy 

An individual who obsesses about Covid-19 and all the accompanying CDC precautions.
Oh my god, Anna is such a covid crazy! She hasn't left the house since March and called me out on social media for not wearing a mask in one of my pictures.
Covid Crazy by pview80 September 29, 2020