The sentence Draco Malfoy says to one of his goons (that is actually Harry in disguise) when he see that he is wearing glasses
Person one: "Why are you wearing glasses?"

Person two: "Uh. Reading?"

Person one: "Reading? I didn't know you could read." *Looks kinda impressed*
by Clara Winters July 18, 2022
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When you’ve had a particularly hard day, and the problems are getting to you; a lot of problems.

Coined by R.E.M. in the song “Bad Day”.
“Dude, my day’s been so rough. I’ve got shit so thick you could stir it with a stick.”
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The best pickup line in history. Used by famous internet YouTube star, Daniel James Howell, to his secret husband, Philip Michael Lester.
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When one is so hungry that they could do even more than eat a horse.
"I'm so fucking hungry!" "Well, I'm so hungry that I could fuck a horse, but you don't see me bitching about it."
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A question asked to a strange Women or Man in a SuperMarket as a way to break the ice.
Excuss me, "Could you help me find something?"... I was searching for something to say when I walked past you...
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I was wondering if you could play that song again

sure man which one

the one that goes beep boop boop bop, beep boop beep

no man you're thinking of beep boop bop beeop bop bop beep boop bop

beep boop boop bap boop bop
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I could buy you and sell you

i could have you but i dont want you, someone telling you that u are either not wanted, unattractive, that u too dont have good chemestry? in all the definitions above it is, a SHUTDOWN, sorry u obscenely unfortunate little person.
¿hey mike wanna go to the movies on saturday?
Biatch! i could buy you and sell you! (giggles, cool-ly, with friends)
by gillian April 30, 2004
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