Coronavirus Pandemiced

When you’ve ran out of sick days or personal days at work and you need a valid excuse to convince your boss to stay home.

*tim calls into work*

“I can’t come into work today, I’ve been having symptoms of COVID-19.”

*hangs up phone.*

Tim’s Boss: Yep I just got Coronavirus Pandemiced by that lazy fool Tim. He doesn’t like fulfilling his daily responsibilities.

by GoatStatusD January 13, 2021

Coronavirus

Just a beer that is very deadly

Coronavirus is a family of viruses that can cause respiratory illnesses such as the common cold, severe acute respiratory syndrome (SARS) and Middle East respiratory syndrome (MERS).

by @jozieday101 January 27, 2021

coronavirus-19

Jojo is based on the corona virus. It's all a jojo reference. Life is too!

Person 1: Wait, it's all a jojo reference?
Person 2: The coronavirus-19 always was a reference
Person 1: Wow! I didn't know that!

by LeafyIsHere420 January 28, 2021

coronavirus

a virus that you get sick from or die from.

my friend has the coronavirus

by Mitchell MM February 3, 2021

Coronavirus

A fucking virus that everyone hates

Human 1: I have Coronavirus
Human 2: Well fuck u then

by IziPeeZee February 10, 2021

Coronavirus

What happens when you drink too much of a well known Mexican beer and get the worst ring sting ever and your butt implodes

Man that was an awesome night but my butt is fucked from coronavirus

by AlexAlexUKK February 27, 2021

Coronavirus

Almost like something out of the movie I am Legend or Contagion, the major difference between ife and a movie being that there never was any such thing as normal human behavior to deteriorate from. People's lives were always dysfunctional before the pandemic, as they always will be. The normal people who always seem to want things to change and function more together are the ones you want to watch.

The coronavirus isn't strong enough to keep eople from remaining as dysfunctional as they were before. They don't have to agree on anything, they don't have to get together or get anything together.

by Solid Mantis March 3, 2021