alter cocker

old shit or old fart. an old man who sits around grousing and complaining all the time.

That alter cocker was complaining about the pickles and now is whining about the chopped liver. He should up and die already!

by ken69 January 27, 2009

Cockeration

When many men get together and preform sexual acts on multiple women.

Dylan-Alex are we going to have a cockeration this summer?

Alex- Sure we can invite philip!

by MccoyBros June 6, 2009

Cooked Chicken

Noun.

A chicken which has been slapped at the speed of 3725.95 mph.

Car salesman: *slaps chicken with the speed of 3725.95 mph* this is a cooked chicken.

by Atheon February 22, 2019

fully cooked

Smoking marijuana to the point where you cant smoke anymore.

Jim: Hey you want this man?
Tony: Nah I'll pass...I'm fully cooked

by Dreezy Mac February 3, 2007

Vander-Cooked

When two guys score with the same chick at the same time

Hey Baby, wanna get Vander-Cooked

by Ernie-Bo-Bernie April 25, 2008

glow cocker

a man who places a glow bracelet around his penis and testicles at festivals in order to be seen at night and to be identified by his friends and fellow glow cockers.

Did you see the glow cockers dancing at the Firewater Lounge last night? I think that's worse than shirt cocking.

by EvilDorkGirl July 1, 2010

chicken choker

A male who masturbates.

Don't mess with that chicken choker.

by odogo January 17, 2004