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Controlled Stubble

Facial hair that is not completely a beard but more like a five o'clock shadow. It is neatly trimmed into the shape of a beard but lacks in length. This is most common with teenage boys who believe they can grow facial hair, but can't, and want to look more mature.
Teenager 1: " Hey man check out my controlled stubble, took me 2 weeks to grow!"

Teenage 2: " I'm trying to grow out mine too!"
by high5er5 January 25, 2012
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Controlled Release

Releasing a fart in a safe area to avoid the risk of it slipping out near innocent bystanders later. Would typically be done by executing the release before entering a crowded area or by walking away from the crowded area to execute the release at a safe distance.
Chad: Man, that spicy burrito tore my stomach up.
Gene: Me too. I could have killed somebody if I didn't do a controlled release in my car before I came in to the gym.
by slamjackson.com June 16, 2013
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Controlling

Telling someone who has been wronged how to think and feel without taking their thoughts and feelings into consideration and then forcing them to go about things the way society deems as normal.
Person 1: I want this person to be held accountable by being called out and to do what’s right.
Person 2: You are better off without them.
Person 2 does not call out the person person 1 wants called out and is telling person 1 they are better off, person 2 is being controlling of person 1.
by Mylifemyrules March 8, 2021
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Controller Player

N; Someone who jumps into everyone's box
Fucking braindead controller player just jumped into my box smh
by dsdfdsd May 17, 2021
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Billy Connolly

Billy Connolly a tall hairy Scottish comedian
by Iam not Elmer Fudd February 26, 2020
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Connolly'd

1. To hurt, injure, or mortally wound through a series of bizarre or unusual events.
2. The feeling that you were cheated out of something rightfully yours.
3. To lose to a less skilled or experienced person.
4. A playful jibe or insult between friends.
You've been Connolly'd!
by Kihiah September 8, 2007
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Connolly

An english teacher with grossly inappropriate comments and somewhat strange personal habits who you makes you read twice as many books and write twice as many essays then the rest of the teachers, but whom you like anyway.
Got to do Connolly's essay. Damn. Yay. Paul is gay.
by QueenZ May 19, 2008
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