cockfident

to be confident and a little cocky. The perfect inbetween of confident and cocky.

I am very cockfident. The ladies love a cockfident man.

by swamped February 25, 2011

Condiment Pre-Cum

when you have a squeeze bottle of ketchup or mustard and that weird slimy vinegar and water comes out if you dont shake it

jeff: FUCK DUDE
john: what is it?
jeff: i forgot to shake the mustard bottle now theres Condiment Pre-Cum all over my hot dog
john: aww mate thats the worst

by PinntPinnt September 16, 2018

continental breakfast

n.

1. A small breakfast consisting of coffee and a roll or bran muffin, named so not for continental airlines (as popularly believed), but rather, because coffee coupled with a bran muffin tend to make one have to defecate, close to the point of <i>incontinence</i>.

The continental breakfast they offered really made me have to crap.

by Sommy September 8, 2004

condiment whore

This is someone who comes to the drive through window and asks for more of everything that is free, such as more plasticware, paper plates, ketchup, dipping sauces, salt, pepper, honey, butter, and anything else that is generally given out for free.

Crazed Asian Women: "I want more honey, plates, forks, spoons and napkins."
KFC Worker 1: "OK, but I don't know why you need all that, all you ordered was a small mash potatoes."
Crazed Asain Women: "Just give it to me"
KFC Worker 1 to KFC Worker 2: "Dude she was a condiment whore"

by sammgs July 24, 2007

anti-condimentalist

Someone who believes food tastes better plain and opposes using ketchup, mayonnaise, mustard or relish.

David Smith flat out refuses to try mayo on his turkey sandwich. He's such an anti-condimentalist!

by blemsickle March 1, 2011

Confidential

Fuel for Gossip

I'll tell you all about what they did.I'll give you all of the details, but it's Confidential.

by Waboa February 9, 2009

continent

One of the principal land masses of Earth, including Africa, Antarctica, Asia, North America, Europe, Australia, and South America.

Earth consists of seven continents.

by Gfunk January 18, 2006