clit dress

A very very short dress worn by a female. A dress so short it is said to nearly expose the clitoris

Kelly is wearing her clit dress again, she is such a slut.

by LogDog August 01, 2008

rhino clit

a large clitoris that resembles a rhinoceros' horn

"Her rhino clit was bigger than my dick."

by Rihana69 June 25, 2012

clit tapper

As close to the promised land as one can possibly get without reaching that warm and delicious apple pie.

My friend Zac is such a clit tapper.

by DamianFoye October 18, 2006

Clit Eastwood

When you put your hands together like a gun and insert both pointer and middle fingers into a girls vagina and tickle her clit with your thumbs.

My girlfriend was smitten when I gave her the ole Clit Eastwood.

by Swizzdabizz January 17, 2010

clit splitter

the female equivalent of a cock blocker.

Jennifer: oh my god I keep trying to talk to Kyle but Sara is being and ultimate Clit Splitter, she's all over him!
Julie: yea i know she's clit splitting you so hard...

by awesomechick2343 November 09, 2009

clit doorbell

Foreplay consisting of frantically pushing on her clit like you would a doorbell until she opens up and lets you in.

"She wouldn't give it up until I gave her the Clit Doorbell"

by Jeff D April 20, 2003

Clit-tard

Someone, usually male, who is sexually inadequate and possibly has a tiny dick and is something of stranger to women's best friend that is the clitoris and couldn't find a G-spot on a radar.

Lad; "Hey baby, how about a good time?"

Lass; "Why don't you fuck off to whatever little fucking sewer you crawled out of you sad, pathetic, smelly, borderline queer little Clit-tard!"

by Hector Knox July 10, 2006