child marriage

it is accepted in india. they think that children want to marry. its bad.

child: I DONT WANT TO MARRY
man: but its good u hoe
child: I WILL NOT GIVE U MY CHILDREN I CANT
man: yes u can ur 5
child: i hate child marriage

by luprusz November 11, 2016

child-friendly

Something this website is not.

Mom: someone told me that urban dictionary is a very child-friendly website!
Mom's friend: well that person is a liar

by 2020isnotacoolplace October 4, 2020

consume the child

~ government

person 1: a child was born 100km away

government: consume the child

by a consumed child October 24, 2020

Angry child

Twitch streamer, Tommyinnit.

Let’s exile the angry child!

by Aldddinn February 17, 2021

Child Magnet

People, YouTubers, Live Streamers, or other Social Media that attract children.

Dude1: Bro I hate that "Child Magnet" Logan Paul!
Dude2: Me too bro, Me too.

by schizo_valdik October 23, 2019

Child Mother

Child Mother is a hit techno song created by local Philly Designer and Musician Matthew Torres. This song was written in 2014, and sky rocketed in the urban areas between hipsters. The theme of child mother is how child mother's are also our brothers from another child mother.

"Child Mother, your my brother, from another, child mother."

by CARL GRIFFIN February 5, 2015

monkey child

Someone, usually female, who is obsessed with the cuteness of monkeys.

That monkey child is obsessed with the new bonobo at the zoo!

by kidmuto June 27, 2008