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cooter cannon

I couldn't even go down on Becky, her cooter cannon looked like it was ready to fire.
by Meat wallet March 19, 2015
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special needs cannon

A technique honed by the ultimate retard, upon which you put 2 fingers on your forehead, and begin to charge your energy by screaming a random number (Like "107") and then firing a beam of pure chromosomial energy out of your fingers.
That tard is definitely gonna special needs cannon the next person to annoy him
by Bardootx3 May 9, 2018
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pleasure cannon

A mans penis, called this because it allows a woman endless fun as well as your left/right hand. Also because it fires projectile loads, targets can be mouths, pic of your mates hot maw etc! fun fun fun for everyone!
Claire "My favourite ride is the pleasure cannon"
"He shot me with his pleasure cannon"
"My cannon is aimed at your mouth, prepare to receive!"
by Mudom Rafez May 8, 2006
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Skill Cannon

A) An FPS (primarily multiplayer) gun that requires skill to get results. Maybe it only deals massive damage on headshots, maybe it has very little ammo, maybe it's particularly short ranged, but regardless, simply holding down the trigger while aiming in the general direction of another will get you killed, while playing to the weapon's strengths will allow you to dominate.
B) Sarcastic - "oh yeah, the missile launcher with a huge damage radius is a total skill cannon".
"It's a skill cannon, requiring very reliable aim, reactions, positioning and knowledge of surroundings. It's just nowhere as forgiving as other SMGs. "
by Xander77 December 11, 2021
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fart cannon

A huge muffler tip stuck onto a tiny little engine. Results in a "farting" noise and makes the car sound like an angry weed-wacker.
I hope that guy with the fart cannon reailizes his car sounds like it has asthma.
by MikeNJ December 28, 2005
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man cannon

Draw your meat swords and arm your man cannon!
by EddyGaluszka September 12, 2004
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cum cannon

when the cum shoots out and lands more than 27m away from the head of the dick
mr t: had a bit of an accident there did we, ethan?
ethan: shit sorry sir it was just my cum cannon
by siccunt04 November 3, 2020
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