Canal Mouse

A person who engages in shady shenanigans. Similar to a 'hood rat' but demure.

She was seen canal mousing at Walmart.

He's a real canal mouse.

by Mndkd1999 April 18, 2025

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North Korean Root Canal

You kick someone in the shin and when they inevitably bend over to grab their leg you shove your dick in their mouth.

Wendy wouldn't give me a BJ so I surprised that bitch with a North Korean Root Canal.

by Bigblackorthodontist April 6, 2024

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Birth Canal Pals

When your friend fucks your mom.

Spent the night with your mom last night jeff, were birth canal pals now.

by Wicksterr June 5, 2018

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Cream Canal

a lumen filled with, somewhat sticky cream like substance, normally ejaculated from a male penis.

While bending over and tying his shoe in the prison yard, little Ricky's cream canal was filled by Maurice.

by QueenB85 February 3, 2017

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Weiner canal

A females vigna

My weiner canal hurts

by Pimp1434 March 12, 2019

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When two homeless men find a Florida canal. First homeless man gets on all fours pointing his butt at the canal, the other straddles him in the same direction and poops down the first homeless man crack. The turd flows down and hits the water. The water is then used to make Walmart cake.

“Dude, if I’m going to your birthday I’m not having that Florida Canal Cake.”

“If I have to eat Florida Canal Cake, I’m going to leave the party”

by 29072201 July 8, 2018

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