Buzzpedo

A father who likes to date his daughters boyfriends

Anthony liked to suck Connor’s cock when his daughter wasn’t looking…. What a Buzzpedo

by Oramal November 6, 2023

Buzzer Beater

This is the type of shit that comes out and drops into the toilet right before, or as the water is flushing in the circular motion down the toilet. Score one for smell mitigation...

Was at the hotel the other night after I ate that heavy ass burger and greasy fries, and had to take a 3 a.m.'er. Luckily, I was able to shit out a buzzer beater so as not to wake up the neighbors from the smell that nasty fucker could've produced! Still had to spray some Lysol though...

by crispyknockakilla4EVA November 25, 2023

buzzer

A noun that is used to greet a friend or positively describe someone. Comes from the “boys are buzzing”.

What’s up buzzer?
Which buzzers came to the party last night?

by StickANDPuck January 12, 2024

Buzzert

someone who is extremely corny, obnoxious, or bothersome. It's a playful way of calling out a person who irritates you with their behavior, often in a rude or ridiculous manner. The word is sometimes associated with individuals who are fake or phony, similar to the term "fugazi" (which means something false or counterfeit). Essentially, a "buzzert" is the type of person who just annoys you to the point where their presence bothers you deeply.
A buster if you will

Rockin that fake behind chain saying he's hard. Such a buzzert

That dude at the gas station is such a buzzert. Won't stop hollering at me

by WizWudderIce January 29, 2025

Scud Buzzer

A gross-looking person who seems to not really care about how they look.

Person 1: Dude, she wore her pajamas to school!
Person 2: I know, what a scud buzzer!

by gallonziarox March 7, 2011

kiddy buzzer

Can't hang with the drinking professionals. Passes out like a little kid. Big Da Da drinks kids under the table

Don't be a kiddy buzzer pussy... Drink up or go to bed. Do you need Big Dad to tuck you in?

by Earlcando September 14, 2013

boat buzzer

A young person with an unexplainable fear of motorboating. Usually stems from childhood boating accidents involving topless women.

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Complete breast immersion is the only way boat buzzers can fight the fear and embrace the tantalizing melons in their lives.

Dude, she's totally asking for it, just look at her top. Stop being such a boat buzzer and stick your face in there.

by EarlLynch October 22, 2014