A douche-bag who thinks he's intellectually superior to everyone else, but only possesses enough neural connections to point out simple grammatical or syntax errors that nobody cares about. Usually someone who didn't pay enough attention in grade school and thought they were God's gift to everyone else, but may have picked up a grammar rule or two on accident.
by Gio208 September 18, 2010
A symptom of haveing sunk in eyes with brown rings resembling gaping buttholes. As we all know Pete Davidson so far if the 1st mediocre celebrity who suffers from this.
by Topher 27 March 04, 2022
In texas hold 'em when someone has 2 bad hole cards, but still manages to win the had, because of dumb luck.
Even though the other guy had pocket tens, I took the pot because I caught a flush on the river... I guess you could say I had the Rowdy Butthole.
by Rowdy Butthole September 12, 2008
1) Elves in your ass.
2) Defined in the bible, Bill 3:16 pm verse 78907890 as the "vile creatures that dwell within thy sphincter and will give thy wiping hand no rest whatsoever". In Finnish literature they are described as the sole reason we must use toilet paper "or else they're gonna pull you into the pot".
2) Defined in the bible, Bill 3:16 pm verse 78907890 as the "vile creatures that dwell within thy sphincter and will give thy wiping hand no rest whatsoever". In Finnish literature they are described as the sole reason we must use toilet paper "or else they're gonna pull you into the pot".
by incipitsathanas April 07, 2008
"Let's just get some more drinks, and make tonight a tight butthole!"
Group: (Cheers) "TIGHT BUTTHOLE!"
Guy 1: "Dude, this bowtie is so tight butthole."
Guy 2: "No dude, that bowtie is totally loose butthole!"
Group: (Cheers) "TIGHT BUTTHOLE!"
Guy 1: "Dude, this bowtie is so tight butthole."
Guy 2: "No dude, that bowtie is totally loose butthole!"
by thefoldrock June 01, 2011
One who snipes the butthole of another man from great distance using precision accuracy and ludacris speed
Snipes buttholes like it's his job
Snipes buttholes like it's his job
That butthole sniper snuck up on John from a mile away and parted his ass cheeks like the red sea.
a man with a mission
a man with a mission
by Dane Gleesack July 15, 2008
by mgooch July 06, 2011