buried treasure

when you are taking a shit and you find the completly undigested remenince of something consumed, i.e. a corn kernel, a seseme seed, or a coin.

yo D,i just found some buried treasure and that shit was fuckin ill B. a fuckin garbanzo bean dawg. mint condition nukka!

by landing September 17, 2005

Burked

To be screwed over for no reason. To be hampered and hindered by petty rules or regulations.

Pete got burked for wearing his hat inside.

by liftsboxes February 19, 2011

burleson

A dumbass CA who drives a four wheel vehicle with too many stickers and a red flashing light.

Shit... people keep leaving our organization because of that damn burleson. I hope he has a fatal crash into a tree before more people leave.

by Anonymous August 7, 2003

burleson, texas

A town full of cheaty, slime-y losers.
They constantly cheat to achieve their goals in athletics, yet they still cannot find success in their academics.

Scout: Where's that player from?
Bystander: Burleson, Texas
Scout: Great, so he cheats and is dumb, I don't want him on my team

by BurlesonSucks February 1, 2018

burked

Being beyond the point of no return,the feeling you get after smoking some great Cali bud.past tense usages durived from the feeling of being high.

Made famous by Jay Cobain® Lost hopes™

I'm so burked, can someone please bring me back to reality? Better yet lets smoke some more!!!!

by JayCobain® LOST HOPES™ September 8, 2011

Burked

public drunk, or just extremely drunk in odd situations.

yo man i was so burked in school today! shit im still burked...

man i was burked in church so i asked for a second glass of wine!

by bitchesaintshitbuthosandtricks August 31, 2012

Burned that bridge when he crossed it

To completely destroy a relationship with a friend or significant other in a single action that benefits yourself.

After Joe squandered his parents fortune on a new camaro without sharing with his brother, he never spoke to Joe again and Joe therefore burned that bridge when he crossed it.

by Jake Gogolinski September 19, 2015