A chat that kicks off on-topic but soon explodes into wild offshoots, sprouting random, flowering tangents here and there, much like an overgrown broccoli. Originally intended as a focused discussion, it turns into a labyrinth of unrelated digressions.
"We started talking about the project budget, but it's quickly gone broccoli, flowering into a debate about the best office coffee."
by Grandparenting May 20, 2024
Get the Gone broccolimug. (in conversation) a phrase to reject someone telling you the gossip or news (of a negative connotation); antonym of “Spill the Tea, Sis”
Person 1: Hey, so I’ve got some bad news…
Person 2: Nu-Uh. Hold the broccoli, bro.
Alternatively
Person 1: Yo! I’ve got piping hot tea!
Person 2: Hold the broccoli, bro. I’ve got a test in half an hour and I know whatever you want to tell me will just distract me.
Person 2: Nu-Uh. Hold the broccoli, bro.
Alternatively
Person 1: Yo! I’ve got piping hot tea!
Person 2: Hold the broccoli, bro. I’ve got a test in half an hour and I know whatever you want to tell me will just distract me.
by sethsdog1102 May 5, 2022
Get the Hold the Broccoli, Bromug. by Gullible is Grace June 17, 2019
Get the Broccolimug. by Curtain eater June 19, 2021
Get the Broccolimug. A stomach pain caused by the consumption of larger amounts of broccoli. It is sometimes incorrectly referred to as a stricture. This is completely incorrect.
Hannah: “Ow, I had a lot of Broccoli and Popcorn and my stomach hurts, I think I have a stricture.”
David: “No, Hannah, you probably just have a Broccoli Belly Boo Boo. You should see a doctor immediately.”
David: “No, Hannah, you probably just have a Broccoli Belly Boo Boo. You should see a doctor immediately.”
by 042407062001 November 21, 2020
Get the Broccoli belly boo boomug. by Tomato Tom October 16, 2020
Get the Broccoli Manmug. by Zekey Pekey July 3, 2021
Get the Broccoli Beefmug.