Bookin

Surfing Facebook, generally aimlessly, to waste time. Derived from the term "Facebooking."

((Chat Conversation on Facebook))

-POP-
SceneBree: "Ohaii! Watttcha doinn!!"

You: "Nothing much... just bookin(:"

by trevortxeartxe July 20, 2011

Bonking

Communicating via various online chat platforms while sober yet implementing an inebriated persona due to an overall lackadaisical disposition.

He was IMing me all night, bonking as he always does.

by Alley Cats October 26, 2011

Borking

The most amazing sexual experience you'll ever have in you life. Borking is a sexual experince that requires atleast ONE swede and is very common in the northern parts of europe.

"So, any borking going on lately?"

"Once you go Swede you never go back."

by Sassmasterofsweden May 17, 2014

Central Bookin

The new term for cock blocking. When one prevents another from getting laid. Central Bookin's perfect cause your ass basically got locked up, like a prostitute in prison who cant work no more.

Yo last night this chick was gonna take me on the roof to bang. But ya boy followed us up there, straight up Central Booked me. Last night he was Central Bookin!

by MikeLongIsland June 23, 2006

Bodkin

A bodkin is more polished version of a shiv. Where a shiv is generally made from whatever item a convict can sharpen and punch into a fellows back, a bodkin is created to be a weapon from the get-go.

Technically, a bodkin has no edged blade. Its sharp point is what gets the work done. Originally, bodkins were created to punch through knight's armor. Perhaps due to this, it bears the stigma of being a weapon yielded by peasants, footpads and thugs.

Loser #1: Hey, is that a knife?
Loser #2: Nope, it's a bodkin.
Loser #1: Looks like a knife to me motherfucker.
Loser #2: Hey it's cool, man.
Loser #1: **turns to leave**
Loser #2: **stabs Loser #1 in the kidneys three times** How you like my "bodkin" now, Beeeoootch?

by W. Argyle June 13, 2008

borkins

the brand name of computers that Chuck Norris and God use.

Holy crap Ted, my mom got me a Borkins computer for Christmas! It's the shiz - I'm gonna cum in my pants!

by Allah babba December 30, 2010

Botting

Usually a male who claims to be morally superior but cheats on their partner with multiple harlots whilst committing other minor sins along the way.

Person A: Did you hear about George?
Person B: Yer i know right, such a Botting!

by LogitechSpeakers March 3, 2012