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bloody booger

Noun- this seems to be a self explanatory situation, but let me clarify. A booger that it is in part or in whole, bloody. Sometimes caused by excessive nose picking. Often times a hung over beligerant drunk will find that he was punched in the nose and wakes up with a bloody booger.
Socially unacceptable, except in frat' houses.
"Check it out man, I got a bloody booger! I think I'll wipe it on the sofa."
"Oh no! Oh my gosh! Bertha just snagged a bloody booger!"
"Hey, my drunk uncle got in a fight last and woke up with bloody boogers."
"I put a bloody booger on my sister-in-law's shirt"
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Booger Bear

A booger bear is an ungroomed guy or girl that dont seem to take the time to make themselves look nice.
John always come to school looking like a booger bear, begging for dates.
by SouthPeach March 31, 2010
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hood booger

A skank from the hood that's messed with everyone in the same hood.
by Mulciber126 July 25, 2008
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boogers in a bag

The gummy bear fruit type crap kids take to school as a snack.
Hey dad can I have a snack? Yea go get some boogers in a bag. Yipee!
by Tommy Handsome October 1, 2007
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Boogemonkey

(N) A buzzkill, or an asshole
(V) to act like a retard
1. Person 1:"Dude, you need to cut down on the tequila"

Person 2: "You're such a boogemonkey"

2. Guy 1:"It's guys night out. What you wanna do?"

Guy 2:"Let's go out and boogemonkey."
by N00berson McGee September 6, 2010
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stringy booger

Whilst pulling your pointer finger out of your nostil, a stretchy, gummy substance sticks to your finger and the inner rim of your nose. Also known as stretchy boogers.

Some string boogers are known to stretch several inches before detaching from the nostril.
I just had an extremely long stringy booger which, to dispose of, I proceeded to wipe under the edge of the table.
by Evan, Eddie, and Kurt October 16, 2006
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The booger toss

The booger toss is when your are in the doggy style position with your partner and u are using 2 fingers to put in there nostrils pulling there head towards you with every thrust a booger flys in your partners mouth.
Nah dude my girl said she wanted me to spice things in the bedroom so I showed that bitch the booger toss.
by Murse Man Mist January 17, 2021
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