by Daequan III November 29, 2015
A motor cyclist who is convinced that he is invincible and rides at maximum speed at all times. It is only a matter of time before he liquidises his internal organs in a major accident.
Jeez, did you see Steve on his CBR? That dude is a real organ blender, a waste of good kidneys if you ask me.
by Tube Alloys September 06, 2017
When a female partner carries syphilys, and is on her period engages in a a sexual act where a penis acts as a blender producing a green and red substance in the woman’s uterus.
by Horsecock489 January 02, 2025
by SupremeRhino April 25, 2022
Noun: A fight move, meaning to distract your opponent with intimidating hand gestures while you levitate a helicopter towards them from behind.
by RH-guy May 04, 2024
The act of giving a blowjob while someone is driving or operating a vehicle. Known by guys as a sign that a girl is really into you.
by tedcruztwitterpage September 19, 2017
Usually only occurs whilst on strong anti-biotics and a vegan diet. A 'salad blender' is the undigested reminants of sald, left over in a stool. Though it is essentially excremant, it still fully resembles salad and has many health benifits if consumed.
Example 1:
Hey Matty! I left a steaming SALAD BLENDER in the toilet, come check it out.
Example 2:
That chick, Jane, is a huge bitch. Let's feed her one of my SALAD BLENDERs and say it's a falafel.
Example 3:
You should get those SALAD BLENDERs checked out, Jim. They are staining the toilets.
Hey Matty! I left a steaming SALAD BLENDER in the toilet, come check it out.
Example 2:
That chick, Jane, is a huge bitch. Let's feed her one of my SALAD BLENDERs and say it's a falafel.
Example 3:
You should get those SALAD BLENDERs checked out, Jim. They are staining the toilets.
by Farquard September 15, 2015