bent-penis math equations 

Classical logic (usually Rationalism) of the early Greek philosophers (Socrates, Plato, Aristottle) demented beyond all recognition to make others feel stupid and prove random, pointless things (pumpkins are really purple, you don't exist, four means five) to demonstrate, in the user's mind, and all observers, the user's intellectual superiority over his victims. Usually used to compensate for shortcomings in social skills and genital endowment. Numbers often used in lieu of statements, and quotes of victim usually blown completely out of proportion (Ex. So, If Texan, Then Racist, so If P, Then Q). Easily defeated if you have taken the first few weeks of a basic college philosophy course, or with a good swift (but very well-aimed) kick to the nuts.

"So, If P Then Q, but If Not P Then Still Q..."

"Not again..."

bent-penis math equations by Anarchist October 17, 2003

bent gay 

Josh

Josh is a bent gay

bent gay by Simasrode January 20, 2017

bent and twisted 

A longer version of got me bent, with the addition of "twisted" to signify that the listener is both astonished AND irritated.

"Hey, why don't you buy me them new Jordan's?"

"What?! You got me bent AND twisted!"

bent and twisted by Tee Hi December 20, 2008

bent barrel .38 

Any old handgun, usually a revolver, which is well worn-out. It refers to surplus police .38 revolvers, with a long slender barrel, which is noticeably bent. The barrel became bent after an officer used it too many time to pistol-whipping suspects into submission, by hitting them over the head with the barrel of the gun.

Don't bother aiming. You can't hit a damn thing with that bent barrel .38.

bent barrel .38 by High_Sierra November 29, 2009

bent boy ben 

A weirdo that likes inappropriate jokes and will talk about how big his pee pee is when it’s only a one inch wonder

Ugh he’s acting like a Bent Boy Ben

bent boy ben by Painlesschip53 November 11, 2019

bent knob 

a bent knob is a type of penis that is bent at a perfect nintey degree angle. It is also detachable and has interchangeable parts so you cand change it depending on your mood.

when having sex you must turn sideways to insert the bent knob since it goes out and to the side to actually get insertion.

bent knob by jobaga May 12, 2015

bent up 

drunk

I'm sitting all bent up in the stairways

bent up by pious March 30, 2016