Jack & Blitz situation

In criminal law, the act of tying a person up to a bunk or bed with the intention to extract information out of the person who is tied up. If caught, can carry many years behind state or federal prison

Jenifer is in behind walls for a Jack & Blitz situation, she tied her boss up one night to a bed and stole his credit card information from him by making him talk

by Tongue Rust November 1, 2018

Hot blitz

A hot blitz is when you're tagging a girl from behind, and you "accidentally" slip it in the wrong hole.

Exception is if she realizes what's happening and calls an audible. Then the play is blocked.

"Oh, dang, last night I pulled a hot Blitz on Ashley and to my surprise, she didn't call an audible."

by TheStraight8 June 19, 2020

Buckeye Blitz

Sudden, rapid and violent defication of small round turds with peanuts embedded inside.

A buckeye blitz may or may not result in anal bleeding causing the toilet water to turn scarlet in color.

I dont want to have a Buckeye Blitz because it makes my ass bleed.

by Rum Rudder August 9, 2021

The Biden Blitz

While fucking a girl, right before finishing, pull out and jerk off on her. While doing so, yell the following "this is MAGA country" and then never talk to her again.

When you are fucking a girl for a hot minute, and she starts her political bullshit, fuck her one last time, and end it all with The Biden Blitz!!

by Big Hodge October 27, 2021

NFL Blitz

Midway's classic arcade football game where you play no rules 11-on-11 pure unadulterated high-impact football. Similar to NBA Jam ,3 sacks in a row; you're on fire!

x:football games suck,they're based too much on real life
y:what kind of blithering idiot are you? Have you ever played Blitz?
x:oh yeah!

by esjay November 27, 2004

blitz

Also Blitz. (From BlitzMail, the trademarked name of an e-mail client developed at Dartmouth College in 1987 and still used by the students and alumni of Dartmouth, Reed College, and Washington College, as well as many residents of New Hampshire and Vermont's Upper Valley.)

1. (verb, transitive) To send (someone) an e-mail message or file, especially via the BlitzMail program.

2. (noun) An e-mail message, especially one received via the BlitzMail program.

1. "Hey Ben, would you blitz me an mp3 of that Metallica song we were just listening to?"

2. "Man, I've only been away for an hour and I have like 30 new blitzes."

by Carl Burnett April 29, 2005

Goalline Blitz

American based football MMORPG. Has many 30-40 year old people who have never been laid and like to make their fantasy come "true"

God, my 30 year old virgin brother loves playing Goalline Blitz.

by Comin At You YeahHa October 1, 2009