Bush Beating

When two people need to talk about something really important and instead of getting straight to the point, they waste time making idle chit chat first.

Dude, would you hurry up and get to the point already??? Stop bush beating

by blade835 November 6, 2010

load bearing monster

A fantasy/sci-fi cliche, wherein the defeat of a given villain triggers the catastrophic destruction of its immediate environment, ie: the dungeon collapses, the planet explodes, the spacecraft implodes into the 37th dimension, etc.

Game Master: "The giant falls dead, but just as you think you're safe you feel the floor of the cavern begin to shake and rumble ominously."

Player: "Aw crap, he's a load bearing monster! Loot the body and run!"

by Feo2 February 4, 2009

beating off the clock

To beat the clock by masturbating.

Tim doesn't have to go to school for 2 hours so he ended up beating off the clock.

by dontbeaturselfupoverthis August 20, 2010

Squaw Beating

Getting jumped by a bunch of Native American girls.

You should have seen the squaw beating at the bar last night. They beat the shit out of that white girl!

by jumpygunz June 1, 2010

devil is beating his wife

This expression is used to describe the weather when it is raining and sunny, also referred to as a "sunshower."

"Looks like the devil is beating his wife today," muttered the old coot as he felt the rain hit the back of his neck.

by MrFebtober June 11, 2006

Beating Buns

When you go out dancing and grind dance with someone from behind. The beating can be performed with your genitals and/or hands. A gentleman will always warm his hands up be rubbing them together before performing the spank.

Can also be abbreviated to "B-in B's"

Q: "What'd you do last night"
A: "We went to the club and were beating buns"

or

Q: "What were you doing out there?"
A: "Just B-ing B's"

or

Female: Damn I just want to go out tonight and get my buns beat.

by 3xMOP July 6, 2009

Beating your meat

Touching your penis in a very sexual way like if you were a porn star

John: dudeee, you take a lonnng time to answer my texts, are you beating your meat?
Jake: no I’m losing my v-card stop texting and calling me
Also John: you wish haha

by Matha_fakka666 November 11, 2018